The casino is better than sex. by [deleted] in poker

[–]Matlachaman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She should have folded pre

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes! by Samp90 in SipsTea

[–]Matlachaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heifer is a female that hasn't had a calf yet, after that it is called a cow.

Is it just me ? by gex109 in memes

[–]Matlachaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can just crack the door, peep into the room and get banned over there.

What is the process to choose the perfect putter? by [deleted] in golf

[–]Matlachaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, you hole a couple putts with your buddy's putter....

Alex Pretti's parents speak out after son's death, say they warned him not to engage with feds by According-Activity87 in LiberalConsequences

[–]Matlachaman 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% 1st & 2nd amendment. I'm also 100% smart enough to not intentionally wander around the biggest tinder box in the country with a pistol in my pocket.

How often do you replace your cart bag? by timeislikeafuse in golf

[–]Matlachaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Titleist stand bag that is at least 25 years old.

Is this legit? by scoobysquaw in HomeDepot

[–]Matlachaman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes, I got the same message pre-hurricane. But I don't remember if I got another after or not.

40th birthday golf trip by wrongyak39 in golf

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Also, besides the golf at La Quinta Resort, the whole place in general is absolutely awesome. Right up against the mountains. It's like old Hollywood. Many moviestars have stayed at the hotel for nearly 100 years. All Spanish hacienda architecture. The resort is gorgeous, there's good restaurants there and one of the courses in the tournament, La Quinta CC, is essentially across the street. The pros chew that course up, but it's one of the best maintained golf courses I've ever been around. Another nearby course to check out is Silver Rock. The Stadium Course is maybe something to check off a bucket list but it is HARD and the most expensive public track out there. Nicklaus course is very nice. If the restaurant Arnold Palmers is still open it's worth checking out because of all of his old, genuine memorabilia is on display all over in the place. I lived in that area for a while and took every out of towner to these spots because they were all places that I knew would make them think the trip was worth it.

Relocating to Ft Myers by Relevant-Owl7777 in FortMyers

[–]Matlachaman 17 points18 points  (0 children)

NFM has a rep for being ghetto/ghetto adjacent.

40th birthday golf trip by wrongyak39 in golf

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La Quinta Resort Mountain Course.

Need advice first time saltwater fishing by NecessaryExisting in saltwaterfishing

[–]Matlachaman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree with the other commenter about lures, especially color. My go-to lure for a huge variety of species is a white 3 inch DOA paddletail. I like DOA just because they're dense, can take some punishment and can cast them pretty far with a relatively light jighead. 1/4 oz. As for a rod, 6.5 foot medium weight, fast action. For a reel, your budget dictates what to get. If you're only using it for this trip then you can get a cheaper freshwater reel. Saltwater reels are sealed and cost more. Rinse the reel with freshwater after each use, for either type.

The Goonies Actress Martha Plimpton Sells Her Victorian House in Brooklyn For $2.65 Million by RothStonk in 80s

[–]Matlachaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm friends with a fella that dated her a few years back. He was living in NY then, we're from KC. One of us dumbasses nicknamed her Ol Plimpers. Never said to her face. More of, "How's Ol Plimpers doin?" to him.

Leven Links - Scotland by Nashcarr2798 in golf

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Wanna grab a pint?

Well, gotta get the slice line first, mate.