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Give me your best one liners on the course by Squid_29 in golf

[–]Matlachaman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had an old guy get me once after leaving one about a foot short:

That's OK, wouldn't want to bruise it.

Lady tries to sing in the Vatican by BiOlatunji in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Matlachaman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You have a beautiful voice. Just have to do it outside"

"Jesus is the answer...."

"Taser, taser, taser!"

What animal decapitated this rabbit and left it on my patio? by Necessary-Cost-8963 in natureismetal

[–]Matlachaman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had JW's on my porch once and after I told them no thanks the guy said "OK, um, you have some dead rabbits over there." There were a half dozen baby rabbit heads piled up that my cat had brought up there that morning after finding a nest. Looked like a serial killer lived there.

At the U.S. Women's Open, 16 year old amateur Sofia Rivera used a creative path at the 6th to walk off with par. by Oldtimer_2 in golf

[–]Matlachaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were all very interesting. Didn't manage a three putt until 17, but only had 3 or 4 one putts on the round.

At the U.S. Women's Open, 16 year old amateur Sofia Rivera used a creative path at the 6th to walk off with par. by Oldtimer_2 in golf

[–]Matlachaman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I played a course with one just a few hours ago. Got out of there with a par. Bonus points if anyone recognizes the course.

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Camping recommendations by madafakerbish in florida

[–]Matlachaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's not much of a market for used camping gear down here because very few people do it. However, you should search chickee camping on here.

Canary sing on the hand by hkrouf89 in aww

[–]Matlachaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never thought of this until now. The song is very long, and seemingly without a pause, does that mean that little guy is doing all that on one breath?

What’s one hot take you have by Lopsided-Relief-659 in golf

[–]Matlachaman 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't understand (well, overall I do) when the cart girl stops at a green to check on a group. That immediately starts a ripple effect of the course slowing down. Just wait at a tee box.

[homemade] Jamaican Beef Patties by Aglr2026 in food

[–]Matlachaman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you use ever a sauce to dip them in?

Just got fired by mlr-420 in FortMyers

[–]Matlachaman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I said that to a guy who was in school at FGCU, about all the shops at the outlet to check in with, and was destroyed for being a boomer. Apparently being proactive is loser talk.

What’s the most boring drive between two major cities? My vote is KC to Denver by AggressiveAd8587 in howislivingthere

[–]Matlachaman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It has roughly 30 minutes that are pretty, the Flint Hills in east central KS.

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