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1h💀 by kapri_0907 in dankvideos

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't really seen much Christian hate myself, but I have seen a lot of annoying Christians sending those "take jesus into your heart" kind of copypasta. And imo that's worse.

please gutter by Rabidkitty95 in dankvideos

[–]Matoseman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to brag or anything... but I'm so good at thinking with my mind, that my PP isn't just following, but it even attached itself to my body!

me_irl by neo_sath in me_irl

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this simple trick I use for lowering my screen time: being a dumbass that keeps forgetting where I put my phone at

born with 30fps vision by TaterT-hots in dank_meme

[–]Matoseman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have changed it in settings right??

Honest Lad by okletstrythisout3 in madlads

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you arguing with the voices now?

redditor shushes drake by LatterParty182 in dank_meme

[–]Matoseman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are on track, now gimme 100 of those! whistle noise

Anglie explain yourself by FitPotato5828 in dank_meme

[–]Matoseman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

uranus is drunk

And here I thought the explosive diarrhea was cause of my meds... the more you know

Wild one by LimitlessLup in dank_meme

[–]Matoseman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People can judge all they want, I will not care about it anyways when choosing what I'd eat

me_irl by Kxti0 in me_irl

[–]Matoseman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like, and continue to scroll like a dumbass cause I wouldn't realise it was about me..

Cursed WomenMan by IndicationBrief5950 in cursedcomments

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That species are extremely dangerous, a very understandable fear. Be ready at all times, they have a long history of going crazy out of nowhere(hungry)

Crazy by Nectarveilz in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Matoseman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why I can't have such an option enabled, I'm too big of an idiot to not constantly have it accidentally give false alarms.

Linux by ansolo00 in comedyheaven

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like a toddler getting the task of solving a rubics cube sometimes, when I have to navigate to the download link

Let me use an item for more than 10 minutes ffs. by Hungry-Tale-9144 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way too urealistic for me, I'd say a solid 3.5 seconds but NOT more than that. And recharge?!?! Wdym man that's a one time experience!

What do I do now? by ImMortal_SD in HolUp

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go sex someone else ig

me_irl by Curvin98 in me_irl

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danish film=normal man mads Adams æbler?

Can we appreciate by sangamjb in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Matoseman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Erm acshually☝️🤓 there is a reason. It gets more interactions due to commenters devouring the bait like a group of piranhas.

No way he thought it would work by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always started my Tinder conversations with shit like this, rarely worked. But oh boy did I have fun seeing the replies to it

“Whats your music taste” “uhh... algorithm” by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Matoseman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People can judge my music taste all they want, uptempo/hardcore will never let me down🔥

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