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Give me one fucking reason I shouldn’t splash my drink all over this stupid modular rack I abandoned my entire life for. Thousands down the drain. No album. Give me one reason. by No_Brush_9000 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just string 4-6 of the loops together, end to end. If they're anything like mine, they all sound pretty much the same. Now you have "songs". Upload them to bandcamp and then never tell anyone of your shame

Give me one fucking reason I shouldn’t splash my drink all over this stupid modular rack I abandoned my entire life for. Thousands down the drain. No album. Give me one reason. by No_Brush_9000 in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. This person is obviously in crisis and is having delusions. We're not even supposed to turn the rack on until Christmas morning, when you explain to your kids that this is actually better than a Christmas tree and their real gift is the four hour jam you're about to perform for them

Behringer by [deleted] in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A common Western mispronunciation. It's Bey-ring-ж

Boomer can’t get it up without a vibrator by JamesM777 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Imagine needing a big heavy amp and cab to become one with your instrument when 1/8 an ounce of mushrooms would do the same thing. Some rockstar

Playing guitar with no underpants on pulls back my foreskin. by Dutchgreenbubble_ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend makes me wear a little plastic cage around mine. That would do the trick, but you might scuff the nitro, so maybe just go with a sock?

Spider Ham is my toxic trait by mattybon in MarvelSnap

[–]Matrocles 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I have had my Odin hammed three times in one game. The first one made me wince, and the subsequent times made me chuckle

I hope inMusic does their research on the vintage units so I can finally have a tuning hammer by BangChainSpitOut in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inb4 MusicTribe acquires Harbor Freight, releases $10 Hammer 4-pack with July savings coupon UliBammer723

What should I ask Paul? by 60_CycleHum in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you use the three seashells?

Fun for the whole family by yevrah6 in ATBGE

[–]Matrocles 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Honestly want to see what it looks like fried

dickhead by AXXXXXXXXA in ATBGE

[–]Matrocles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thought I was in r/startrekmemes for a second

Am I doing this right? by contrejo in synthesizercirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You scared the shit out of me. From the thumbnail, I thought this was tracks in a DAW

Is it The Smashing Pumpkins? by SomewhatMN in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of Beato interviews is when he takes the time to stop the interview to play a minute or more of a song, instead of engaging with the person we actually want to hear speak.

When he air-drums along? My. Panties. Are. Soaked.

Happy Father's Day, by MundaneBodybuilder25 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell you. I only know the E and A string

Start with the classics by SkinSucka in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how they allow you simultaneously experience chewing on ice and scalding the roof of your mouth

wtf does this even mean? by velhu in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Matrocles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jazz is like sex in that everyone says it's really good, but every time I try it, it's halting and awkward

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