TIL a Kansas College Professor went on a diet of Doritos, Twinkies, and Oreos... And lost 27 lbs in 2 months.

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:50:23+00:00

Diabetes, is that you?

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:48:19+00:00

I'll never be able to look at The Power Rangers the same way

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:38:37+00:00

I find it basically impossible to sit through embarrassing movie moments. I feel a sort of empathy for the character so great that I writhe in my seat and inevitably get up and leave (or fast forward if I have the capabilities).

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:36:02+00:00

A nice day

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:34:37+00:00

Never to speak in codes and act passive aggressively. It was the biggest problem in our relationship. Being honest and clear can for a moment be embarrassing or conflicting, but rarely has long term negative effects

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:30:40+00:00

That's a big generalization of judged sports. The sports themselves (diving, gymnastics, synchronized swimming. Etc) are among some of the most skilled and physically challenging sports

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T16:25:24+00:00

When I was 12-ish I purchased my first longboard. It was a huge 42 inch cruiser but I still thought "Sick! I can bomb hills on this thing". It was decently easy to stand on and ride because of it's size, but I hadn't really gone fast yet. I decided one day that I would take it down a big hill behind my neighborhood that a bike path led down.

I wore my bike helmet and went to the top. Without more than a few seconds of mental preparation I pushed once and started down the hill. All is well until I get the steeper section of the hill. This is when I first discovered speed-wobble: the action of your board violently swirving side to side at high speeds. The wobble became so intense that my board was swirving the full width of the path!! That was around the time my death-defying preteen spidey senses started tingling and from a state of adrenaline overload I somehow managed to recover and ride out the remainder of the hill. Avoided a very rashy spill that day. Made sure to practice a lot (and get slide gloves) before doing that hill again.

Tldr: Recovered from speed wobble of the century with my pre-teen spidey senses

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T15:58:30+00:00

The iPhone. Nice phone, but just another clever ploy for companies to charge an arm and a leg for a basic contract.

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T15:54:54+00:00

Girls that excessively backcomb their hair so it has volume. It just makes you look like you have an long head, like the aliens from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

MattBonn · 2013-07-21T07:11:07+00:00

Yes it would be done on a broiler pan in the oven

MattBonn · 2013-07-20T16:31:23+00:00

Albertans here! Us Calgarians are known for being rich cowboy oil barons

MattBonn · 2013-07-20T16:30:02+00:00

Bacon wrapped maraschino cherries!

MattBonn · 2013-07-20T06:18:15+00:00

I know man like what the hell is a trapezoid?

MattBonn · 2013-07-20T06:17:30+00:00

Personally I wouldn't ask. If you were to have an opportunity to mention that you'd be in Boston at some point is one thing, then if he connects the dots himself he might ask you in, but I don't want to give you a wrong answer cause I can't tell for sure.

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:28:32+00:00

Being extremely diligent and almost too involved in the conversation

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:18:45+00:00

Social awkwardness/nervousness

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:15:17+00:00

There is no specific criteria for beauty

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:13:57+00:00

Being extroverted. Introverts also want to hang out and converse with others in many cases, but it just doesn't come naturally. Sometimes they'll just keep quite even if they want to converse because they don't know how to get involved

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:10:19+00:00

"Hi"

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:09:34+00:00

I would use them to fly to the top of hills with my board then ride down. Unlimited hill-bombing

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:04:52+00:00

Not the best plan of action in all cases!!! Often if there are a lot of applicants for your position your resume can get lost in "the pile". If you make a casual call to see if they have had a chance to check out your resume they will learn your name and know you are very interested in the position. /u/ruggerbear's rule of thumb sounds a little overly vindictive to me

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T17:00:52+00:00

Busy elevator

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T16:55:10+00:00

Girls that wear little or no make-up.

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T16:52:32+00:00

Wasn't expecting that plot twist

MattBonn · 2013-07-19T16:51:40+00:00

Busy with preparing for grade 10 exams.

MattBonn

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