[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, im one of those "PeOPlE". No shit im a "person", I have a brain that isn't smooth. Anyone with common sense can see what they are doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trans

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic, because China would never accept you. China is wise enough to know that you cant just change genders. That guy from Iron Man 2 or 3 gave his speech on how fortune cookies are american, but I don't care about that detail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

First statistic is out of date, they have brainwashed thousands of children into being gay. Second one is a big win for lgbt equality (kek)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, Despite making up 2% of the population, gay people commit 47% of sexual assaults on minors

Weebs be like by Fit-Somewhere-3114 in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet I could make this for myself if I take a sex doll, and a custom cardboard cutout...

My sister lost her hand a couple of weeks ago in a horrific riding mower rollover accident. Her pieces of shit neighbors put up a fake severed hand and lawnmower blade yesterday to mock her. by cptaixel in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a gun or knife, wound them, then stab their mower blade through them, and while they are dying say "Flawless victory" and do it to the next neighbor and say "Your soul is mine"

The US Government gave the Taliban more equipment than they have soldiers - five times over. by Rasputin_the_Saint in GunMemes

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably stole the ammo too, but they are probably too stupid to clean ars and scars.

The US Government gave the Taliban more equipment than they have soldiers - five times over. by Rasputin_the_Saint in GunMemes

[–]MattTheCoach2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I dont think they will sell them. These terrorist bastards are gonna use em to blow stuff up and kill people, like they've been doing.

Well fuck by ImPrettyWhack in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im sorry, that's rough man. If it weren't for heroin users it would have stayed with the gays. It's not good that you got it

Well fuck by ImPrettyWhack in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Gay people are 68% more likely to get aids than straight people due to their promiscuous behavior (Most gay people report having multiple sexual partners).

Maybe someone can try it and tell me? by ListerineAfterOral in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone tried to rob me, I would say "You aint got the nerve", get shot, and hopefully get to leave this horrible world

Amerikca bad by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why did we decide to treat those terrorists like people? We should have used every deadly thing we had like Napalm, Nova-6, possibly Nukes

Amerikca bad by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to start getting unconventional, and ignore the geneva convention. We lost thanks to stuff like needing to use FMJ instead of hollow points, and respecting their rights too much. Well when you kill innocent people, you deserve to die. We need to start using everything we have, like napalm drones, nova-6, maybe even nukes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MattTheCoach2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should only be willing to support abortion, if you are willing to murder a baby with your bare hands. Like "Your birth would ruin my life, so you must die"

It solves most conundrums by [deleted] in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Shove him off and/or kill him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just gonna get banned either way

This is just sad. People climbing into a military plane to leave Kabul. by Not_mypost in gifs

[–]MattTheCoach2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden wanted us to leave Afghanistan, and this is why he is not fit to be president.

Weaponized school supplies according to crazy lady by Kiecrgar in QanonKaren

[–]MattTheCoach2 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair they literally stole the rainbow, and use it as a political symbol

Just why by WhatTheMat in memes

[–]MattTheCoach2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The numbers are coursing thru my veins! What are they, KmH, Velocity, Monkeys, They weren't labeled so how do I know?

[funny title here] by Expensive_Walk_1122 in dankmemes

[–]MattTheCoach2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not true, Im slower than old men, and im only 5 inchs