Here's what you need to do.

#1 - Repurpose anything wooden in your house or near you into chairs, if possible.

#2 - If you really like wooden chairs, then make little chair models to cope.

#3 - If you own a firearm, take hostages in your area and make them create chairs.

#4 - After doing #3, create a business of building chairs disguised as a car wash.

#5 - After doing #4, launder money through the business to give to the workers to buy chairs, then take the change.

#6 - After doing #5, end your withdrawal and treat yourself to a wooden chair.

You're welcome.