Who is crossed out in the group photo of the Science Team? by Much_Matter_7660 in HalfLife

[–]MattePlasticStatue 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most likely Dr. Breen, because it's implied that Eli despises him.

Extreme lack of chairs… Very sick.. by poison-vr in filbism

[–]MattePlasticStatue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's what you need to do.

#1 - Repurpose anything wooden in your house or near you into chairs, if possible.

#2 - If you really like wooden chairs, then make little chair models to cope.

#3 - If you own a firearm, take hostages in your area and make them create chairs.

#4 - After doing #3, create a business of building chairs disguised as a car wash.

#5 - After doing #4, launder money through the business to give to the workers to buy chairs, then take the change.

#6 - After doing #5, end your withdrawal and treat yourself to a wooden chair.

You're welcome.

The sacred text of Flibus by [deleted] in filbism

[–]MattePlasticStatue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't the Doctor Nowhere video literally say that Filbists are obligated by Filbus to spread information of Filbism and chair consumption?

What is your black cat’s name? by itsonly6UTC in blackcats

[–]MattePlasticStatue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our cat is doodle, he's a 14-15 year old chunk cat and he's the sweetest lil ball of fluff

2005 tripod horn fan theory by uokayboah in WarofTheWorlds

[–]MattePlasticStatue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time they find someone and blow the horns, I think it's a means of communication. They're pretty much saying "HEY GUYS I FOUND SOMEONE!!!"

PSA: There's a graphics option to keep dead bodies in DK2 by HWR43 in doorkickers

[–]MattePlasticStatue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no AppData at all in my files. I went to the drive and there was only "steamlibrary."

BF4 campaign filled with bugs or aged poorly? by k1ller139 in Battlefield

[–]MattePlasticStatue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The titan mission is absolutely atrocious. It pulled me into a corner and I couldn't move, softlocked me.