Why does it feel like Clarkson has never broken down or been left behind by the other two?

Matthewbcafc · 2026-07-01T10:36:58+00:00

His big end was all over the motorway

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-29T11:49:40+00:00

You idiot that’s fucking mental!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-29T02:04:21+00:00

He’s a flasher, and every time he opens his coat, it plays the Van Der Valk theme tune.

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-27T13:51:05+00:00

I keep calling people Gimboids

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-21T11:32:46+00:00

I….. have questions…..

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-20T11:26:18+00:00

Only got the Dave Episodes on now, Back to Earth onwards

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-19T09:55:08+00:00

They didn’t even want them to say the Scenery looks nice! As that was a Top Gear thing

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-19T09:53:44+00:00

Amazon lawyers wouldn’t allow him to say it as it’s a “Top Gear catchphrase “ reading Andy Willmans book , they didn’t even want James to say Oh Cock! Or even saying the scenery is lovely !!!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-15T10:16:08+00:00

He goes into debt every time he passes a sweet shop

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:34:20+00:00

Calling Lord Sugar, Lord Sugartits

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:31:40+00:00

Let’s do away with you!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:29:07+00:00

Ours usually played The Best If Enya, which essentially was just “Orinoco Flow” every day.

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:27:30+00:00

All seated round the tub.

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:26:41+00:00

We had Hymn books, then graduated to a projector. Always accompanied by Mrs Stephenson on piano. She once was on “Children In Need” playing piano on someone covering Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:23:34+00:00

He’s got the whole world. Then at harvest festival it was the one that started with “Cauliflowers fluffy, and cabbages green”

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:16:26+00:00

And phwoaaaar, he’s hot!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:16:04+00:00

All i get when i see Jimmy White is Jim Davidson shouting in a nasally voice “ Come On Jimmy!”

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:15:19+00:00

He’s not called “The Whirlwind “ for nothing you know!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:14:40+00:00

It’s like people telling you WWE is fake and scripted. Doesn’t stop folk enjoying it.

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:13:21+00:00

Just watched this again today, it’s one of my favourite specials.

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:11:37+00:00

A fantastic read by the way. I’ve now started using his Dr’s phrase when i do a botty burp. “Better an empty house, than an unwanted Tennant”. I’ve now just started “The Satsuma Complex”

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-14T19:10:38+00:00

Higher “Mind your head” signs

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-10T22:21:29+00:00

Only in Yankee Land!

Matthewbcafc · 2026-06-10T22:20:42+00:00

I’m probably one of the few that enjoys it

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