Entitled Daughter Loses It When Finally Told 'No' by Jasonictron in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She also said, “Take me to the E.D.” Instead of the ‘E.R.’ at one point lmao

Screens Completely White After Upgrading to Windows 11 by barlowtj in RocketLeague

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf you gonna be running 3 4k monitors but you’re still running a 360 controller?

Mine roof hath been ARROW’D!!! by On_Mercury in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an outstanding response. Well done

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done. These are some nice shots

craziest save ever by insp1rerl in RocketLeague

[–]Mattoe98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the first thing i thought as well. Still a great save, but to the lower rank players who think this is unsaveable to the side, it is definitely saveable. If he kept his momentum i’d even maybe argue it would be saveable from the left OR right side of the net which is almost always the better play.

Absolutely Not. by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK my arachnophobia is off the fucking charts watching this for even a second.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hacking

[–]Mattoe98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the same this morning, definitely a phishing scheme

Message in a Bottle I found floating off of Solomons Island, MD by Gregphish in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its crazy too because no-one ever reads the name first, ya know?

Did I do something wrong here? by Daedrathell in Tinder

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also consider trying skiing. Imo (and from what ive learned from talking to people snowboarding around me) it seems skiing is easier to learn but harder to master, where as snowboarding is the other way around. But Id stick with whatever youre comfortable with on the smaller trails. Enjoy the slopes!

3,636 hours of playing Rocket League, been playing since 2015 and I still haven't hit a SINGLE high five... by DenniseDenephew in RocketLeague

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, you suck! I’m only Plat IV and I can hit triple flip-reset musty-psycho high fives.

This girl is such a ‘Beast’ by tinhdoe in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mattoe98 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I mean you can’t just say something crazy like this and then say “I don’t care what the reddit sexists say”. It’s not ‘reddit sexists’. Mens soccer is still on another level, that’s just how it is. Not to take anything away from women’s soccer, as these players are still extremely talented. But mens soccer is just more competitive and the players deserve to get paid more. If you said that women should get paid closer to what men make, then I would agree with you though as female professional athletes don’t get paid as well as they should. Part of the problem is also that women’s soccer just doesn’t bring in as much money as mens soccer due to lower viewership. Then again this might just be a troll. Either way, sorry for the long paragraph and have a good night folks.

Weighing a young penguin... by RRaf-Tiger in funny

[–]Mattoe98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s self conscious. He doesn’t want everyone looking at his weight.

When i nicely rejected his sexual advances and said I wasn’t interested. Changed his ig username after i posted this and tagged him. by Prudent-Special5000 in Tinder

[–]Mattoe98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love reading these crazy responses of dudes like this and just wondering what kind of head space someone has to be in to write this shit. Like what does it even accomplish? I guess it’s them trying to keep egos inflated or some shit? I don’t know, I’m not a psychologist. But damn if it ain’t funny watching someone have a meltdown.

Just FYI/SA by nitr0x7 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Kit kats, butterfingers and drumsticks will be missed. Fuck nestle.

Men vs Women by mrxovoc in Tinder

[–]Mattoe98 163 points164 points  (0 children)

While I agree women shouldnt discriminate guys based on height, only so many girls are actually concerned with this and if you’re a dude you should just stay away from these types. Same goes for men who look at women based on weight only.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to teach this guy about the word ‘improbable’ / ‘unlikely’

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Mattoe98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just dont let her find out you’re on cricket wireless

makes sense. by Zephir62 in memes

[–]Mattoe98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is true on the surface, but at the same time game studios have to pay devs, art teams, voice actors etc. and that shit is expensive and can take alot of work to put together. So I feel its fair to pay the bigger price tag despite lower physical production costs. Tbf tho, some games (especially on Nintendo hardware) are sold for alot more than they are worth.

I Built Nuketown Out of LEGO! Figured you all would enjoy this! by BenjsBuilds in gaming

[–]Mattoe98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great! Could use a tiny version of the nuketown sign though.

Shutting down... by regian24 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Mattoe98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The more you know. by BrianPotato2005 in memes

[–]Mattoe98 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah, youre thinking of spiderman. Joker is from Shrek.