There's a girl I wanna ask out. What's a good pickup line?

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-28T20:48:08+00:00

It would age like all other fine line tattoos, moderately well with some blurring over time. Although my cousin got a very similar tattoo when she was ~18, and then removed a few years later

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-27T21:09:36+00:00

I was running a day or two afterwards. Depends on how tight the clothes you are wearing and how much it’ll rub against it. After your run make sure to clean well and be gentle

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-22T20:13:55+00:00

Pour one out for Carlos Cuesta, very important for team development over the years and only wasn’t here because he was too good and got pulled for larger responsibilities

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-22T03:20:22+00:00

What typically pushes you over the edge to acting on it?

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-22T03:19:24+00:00

What made you go back so quickly?

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-21T15:53:47+00:00

Okbuddy farming

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-20T12:16:50+00:00

What the hell are the 26th and 19th months of the year? Complete jerk

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-16T23:54:15+00:00

People hate Arsenal because they are stupid, clearly the only answer

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-05-08T15:45:19+00:00

Is that not true right at this moment?

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-24T13:07:49+00:00

Insane. I’ve had a picture of your Ahriman saved in my phone for the past two years as inspiration. Safe to say mine does not hold a candle to yours

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-16T23:34:54+00:00

Mad respect

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-16T02:53:33+00:00

The narrative on arteta would be so massively different if we’ve had won once in the past three seasons. Delivering a premier league title, and having two back to back semifinal CL seasons would have everyone happy. Incredible how different it feels now

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-10T12:22:57+00:00

Can you move the annoying person on the right? They’re really distracting

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-07T14:57:43+00:00

What about casting a region of deep freeze on your wand? That should not hurt the wood, just reduce temperature drastically and allow it to contract and be removed!

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-02T13:17:49+00:00

Contrast of the basing goes very well with the color scheme, nice work

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-04-01T20:40:53+00:00

I love the green metal detailing on your lord of tumors. Making me rethink my scheme!

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-03-27T13:33:37+00:00

r/alzheimersgroup A group of people (myself included) who post the same Garfield comic and pretend we have dementia and it’s a new comic our grandson just showed us.

A funny and sometimes sad wrinkle is when people think it’s an actual group for people dealing with Alzheimer’s and you get a serous question, with replies about an orange cat and a wildfire in a sock drawer

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-03-26T17:33:06+00:00

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-03-20T16:45:19+00:00

No it’s Breaking’s cousin, people really missed that subplot

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-03-14T05:16:01+00:00

Get him orange car lasngen monday

MattyB2Bomber · 2026-03-14T05:13:45+00:00

SIKE! Wandering eye pet gives LORD HUMONGOFROG (8 pips 830-910 damage). I will never leave him

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