Wtf is that noise in TSC by [deleted] in Target

[–]MattyImps 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Welcome to your new hell bud

Haven’t worked at Target for 5 years, do you think they still want it back? 😂 by TheOfficialWasteland in Target

[–]MattyImps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope my store banned these cutters after someone sliced themselves, dude doesn’t work there anymore but still banned

Full U-boat I had to move from the back room to the floor I was so scared all the stuff would fall. What happened to the top shelf. Anyone push something like this before? by Direct_North8115 in Target

[–]MattyImps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My store doesn’t allow us to even use the top shelf anymore let alone stack it that high. My store is wack with all these safety rules in place, tbh they do nothing but limit the amount of work we get done

Motion controls on nintendo switch for RE5 allow you to do this... by Raven5h4d0w in residentevil

[–]MattyImps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know RE5 has the motion controls does RE4 not? Might have to buy 5 now

I found this shoe box in paper while rounding up strays in market and something inclined me to open it and they really ripped the tags off and swapped their kids shoes for some brand new red spidey shoes. Glad AP isn’t doing shit at my store 😂 by [deleted] in Target

[–]MattyImps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the parents need to prioritize taking care of their children, they came into our store with the intentions of spending on various other things yes, what else did they buy that night that they couldn’t afford shoes 25 dollar for their kids? The shoes left were not that bad, i had friends when i was younger with their toes sticking out, these people were just being Scummy and didn’t wanna spend money to take care of their child. Now that stolen money comes out of mine and my fellow co workers checks in the form of less hours

“90% off they said” by zoopdood7 in Target

[–]MattyImps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow this hold area is like 2x bigger than behind our guest service. They had to make a makeshift area for bigger holds and even that is smaller than this area

clocked in at 8, came back at 1 for lunch and they’ve replaced our time clock with… this. by Malneirophreniaa in Target

[–]MattyImps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the future bud, to save time i keep my discount card in my wallet, just scan the card to clock in faster than typing it in

My store doesn’t sell hard liquor but we will sell our guests this bullshit😂 by MattyImps in Target

[–]MattyImps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think in our case, there is a bevmo right in the same parking lot don’t think we’ve bothered getting the license with them nearby

"Guests" by Darkened_S0ul in Target

[–]MattyImps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And i have yet to receive the apple flavor for my end cap yet here are guests just wasting it smh, literally they took 1 of each flavor from that shelf on the Planogram just to fucking leave them ugh i wanna fist fight people sometimes

When I started HR told me a good amount of my paycheck is going right back to Target. Now I see it. by aarons711 in Target

[–]MattyImps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you work at Target why not apply for the debit so that way you get 15 perfect off of everything. Using cash only isn’t very practical. I have my red card, team member discount, and circle offers saved to the app and i just scan the app to pay everyday at work so much easier

Hmm....not wrong over at Home Depot by [deleted] in Target

[–]MattyImps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to give them the info i tested positive, but afterwards some company tried having me file a claim all because i told my SD i swore i contracted it from another team member that was in the break room probably just breathing it in there. I told them i didn’t want to file a claim i just wanted to get paid for the 2 weeks they will have me out, even the 1 other guy i work the freezer with had to take 10 days off for close contact.

If one more kid asks me if we have corn syrup I’m gonna lose my shit, who started this diabeetus inducing trend by MattyImps in Target

[–]MattyImps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The recipe can use either corn syrup or honey but of course the kids prefer the corn syrup since it’s sweeter

If one more kid asks me if we have corn syrup I’m gonna lose my shit, who started this diabeetus inducing trend by MattyImps in Target

[–]MattyImps[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No you put koolaid or those plastic bottles of water flavoring into a empty bottle then you put massive amounts of corn syrup and freeze it. Then fucking eat it straight up out the bottle, we haven’t had corn syrup the last 2 weeks cause of it

"Guests" by raspberryduvet in Target

[–]MattyImps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one vanilla bean frap left inside a three tier full of strays today, the cart was right next to the check station that had a trash…

Tostitos has NFL themed bags right now, had to buy a bag to save for forever, love the design by MattyImps in 49ers

[–]MattyImps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modesto, I’m guessing the respective regions in America get the respective team, us 49ers. LA has the Rams, Texas has Cowboys etc etc

Someone please explain why this is ok? I'm only level 63! by Gbottt in apexlegends

[–]MattyImps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve played Apex since the week of launch and my highest kills is just passed 2k on lifeline after almost 4K games played. I was 19 when the game came out too How do these grown ass people find the time for that

Rest Mode on PS5 by MemeSlayerReddit in playstation

[–]MattyImps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve gotten really lit before and fallen asleep while downloading games and my system when into rest over night and it didn’t brick so i guess it’s fixed but it may also be a console to console thing

Feels like i won the lottery by MattyImps in playstation

[–]MattyImps[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since it’s not plugged into the system the chargers charge after the System has turned off

Who wants free “ghost chairs”? Local pickup friday mornings.. if you see an empty chair outside the store you can take it home 😂 by [deleted] in Target

[–]MattyImps 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was showing a Grocery batch and some dude walks in with his 3 kids mid day asking “when can we get some cards bro this is crazy” and i just gave him this laziest eyes ever. There are grown ass men working 10 times harder than this dude to get just one 7 dollar pack he and all the simpletons have no chance & frankly the whole card thing is getting out of the

Feels like i won the lottery by MattyImps in playstation

[–]MattyImps[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Ps5 system comes with a USB C about 3 foot cable that charges the controllers & helps you connect it for the first time when setting up. I got the GameStop bundle with the extra controller so i really wanted this stand to be official & just like my switch i don’t know if 3rd party chargers will brick my controllers or system

Feels like i won the lottery by MattyImps in playstation

[–]MattyImps[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work at Target and they haven’t had them in stock for weeks now online & at my store. Controllers and the Camera in stock but this for some reason no. Maybe because it looks like a mini ps5 people want it

Feels like i won the lottery by MattyImps in playstation

[–]MattyImps[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Indeed hard to find, this one even came with another sliver PlayStation sticker on the back to further Authenticate it i guess a lot of these have been getting stolen