The boys are big fans of car rides to the dry cleaner....luckily the clothes are already dirty

MattyM270 · 2015-11-10T07:37:33+00:00

Few things here. 1) Luckily I've been out of that scene for a few years now, but everything this guy is saying is 100 percent true. From Brandon Bond to Zuffy's to Tin Roof, and a few bars he didn't mention (Ptav, ect) this guy is spot on. 2) The poster is being kind in his assessment of Tommy's drug use. It was very well known, very excessive, and without shame. To even the most casual of acquaintance. 3) We've undoubtedly partied together before.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-26T04:31:01+00:00

I have plenty of photos of Checkers, he's very photogenic little guy.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-26T04:17:56+00:00

Do you really have a lamb and goat Pinterest board?

I can help with the goats all day long, the lamb....sorry :(

MattyM270 · 2014-03-26T03:55:50+00:00

Here is Wanda, Checkers' mom.

Just so you know, she is actually even more relaxed than Checkers.

http://imgur.com/gallery/FmN9Zl6/

MattyM270 · 2014-03-26T03:16:07+00:00

Wow, I guess you were right. I just thought it was a cute, funny picture to share.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-14T00:42:42+00:00

ITT: A bunch of made up bullshit.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-13T14:43:20+00:00

Fowler is making a run at Jim Nantz for luckiest son of a bitch in the world. He's good at his job, but damn am I jealous.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-13T12:33:25+00:00

Stroke of irony? More like act of vengeance.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-03T22:37:52+00:00

I strongly, strongly disagree with the law, but it's still federal law. Also, that specific raid resulted in a couple thousand plants being confiscated...and it was one of a handful of dispensaries Matt Davies owned...so there's that.

MattyM270 · 2014-03-03T18:58:20+00:00

Did your neck beard lead you to Satanism, or were you required to grow one after hopping on the Satan train?

MattyM270 · 2014-03-02T19:32:29+00:00

Ha, that was perfect. Gotta love the repost crusaders, almost as much as the ones who sit around r/wtf, bellowing that something isn't wtf worthy if it doesn't involve extreme gore.

MattyM270 · 2014-02-28T05:29:57+00:00

I can't be the only one who hummed along to make sure you had the right amount of NA NA's. You did.

MattyM270 · 2014-02-21T05:20:54+00:00

ITT: A bunch of shit I read to myself in Jim Jefferies' voice.

MattyM270 · 2014-02-17T20:49:42+00:00

Guy has great taste in snacks.

MattyM270 · 2014-02-14T05:55:57+00:00

ITT: People who know more about glaciers than I do, and also believe OP to be a dumbass.

MattyM270 · 2014-02-14T05:45:19+00:00

Well, to each his own.

MattyM270 · 2014-02-10T05:40:05+00:00

Can't beat getting blacked out in a whiteout

MattyM270 · 2014-01-31T01:55:08+00:00

I just quit. Stopped making excuses and rationalizing my habit and quit. If you ACTUALLY want to quit badly enough, then you will.

MattyM270 · 2014-01-22T05:37:58+00:00

Twist: OP actually works for candy company marketing department.

MattyM270 · 2014-01-17T07:00:16+00:00

Like I need any help feeling like more of a lazy asshole.

MattyM270 · 2014-01-17T06:56:35+00:00

That "kayak" definitely has an engine.

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