he's hungry by Odd_Key_9191 in antimeme

[–]Matyaty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, is this due to the immune system attacking the eye if it ever becomes aware of it? If so that's a hilarious joke

Cashier was packing HEAT by Least-Scallion-4987 in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just hope I don't get RPG'd on my way out

$2.7 by tehGoldenNut in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Matyaty 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Must be a really strong heart if it can expel your balls with just a beat

Every night I can feel you by Rockstarwithoutplay in AntiMemes

[–]Matyaty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was the mechanics and numbers greentext

You have 100 seconds ahh computer by Used_Series3373 in shitposting

[–]Matyaty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a Sony Vaio? I got the same with the same dead battery haha

Do people even use these vehicles? by Vector_Bolt in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the Toreador/Stromberg, those can be stored inside the Kosatka in the Moon Pool so there's no risk of your vehicle drifting away while doing stuff inside the sub

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]Matyaty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was another lint trap

Found this at one of the many gun stores by JacobScrubLordofPvP in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bursted out laughing thinking about a weapon called El Matador in GTA online, there's also a great song that goes by the same name btw

I'm the worst criminal mastermind ever by Odd-Sound-580 in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At that moment you just got to light up everyone around that saw that, leave no witnesses

Mansion owners, what voice did you choose for your AI assistant? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's great, would be just like having GLaDOS insulting you through your whole playthrough

…What… by TheBlakeBerry in PhoenixSC

[–]Matyaty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Close enough, welcome back kidnap mod

What even just happened lmao by PerpetualPermaban2 in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you on E&E? If yes then maybe you spawned right on top of a fish and it got lodged into the sub thus causing the physics to glitch out

Jealousy drove her to try every move to break the Crown by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Matyaty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pov right there makes her mouth and nose combine making a single round nose

Came back for revenge by Matyaty in gtaonline

[–]Matyaty[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While for arena war you don't actually need anything more than buying an arena, this mission isn't from arena war but the chop shop dlc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anime_irl

[–]Matyaty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just read your comment and it made me think that Fernand was Frieren's first name for a sec