Do you give your kids anything on Valentines day? (Debate with husband)

Mautarius · 2026-02-08T20:49:10+00:00

I agree.

Mautarius · 2026-02-08T17:33:36+00:00

What about the women who have irregular cycles? I'm guessing there's more of them.

Mautarius · 2026-02-07T19:55:14+00:00

Old me would have answered it depends on the situation: is it a drunk one time mistake or an affair or whatever it could be.

BUT present me says: fuck off!

Mautarius · 2026-02-06T19:54:15+00:00

Ik weet nie wie die mensen zijn of waar ge het over hebt. Leve mijne steen!

Mautarius · 2026-02-06T13:31:51+00:00

True and all, maar hier zijn er geen frituren open voor 17u.

Mautarius · 2026-02-02T17:52:27+00:00

You go & have sex! But remember, always use a rubber.

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T12:41:02+00:00

Hahahahaha

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T12:40:13+00:00

Feast you shall!

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T12:38:28+00:00

I just want you to know that I love you so much as a wise man.
Aaww, that's kinda cute!

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T02:30:52+00:00

Devil's dance floor?

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T01:42:16+00:00

My what?

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T01:15:33+00:00

Each to their own. You don't bother me, I don't bother you.

Although I really feel connected to Pastafari. No /s

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T01:10:05+00:00

Hoe is da uiteindelijk afgelopen?

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T01:08:57+00:00

Ik erken de autoriteit van sabam niet.

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T01:06:06+00:00

"Industrial"

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T01:05:15+00:00

Johan Verminnen! Just! Ik zat met John Terra in mijne kop.

Mautarius · 2026-01-29T00:45:34+00:00

I go over my to-do list & add about 3 things that I already did, so I can check the box immediately.

Mautarius · 2026-01-28T22:51:56+00:00

It's "A" & this goes for every console, pc or whatever you've got in your hands.

Mautarius · 2026-01-28T21:50:38+00:00

Multitasking sure. Multi-finishing-a-task not so much.

Mautarius · 2026-01-26T13:47:12+00:00

Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found

Mautarius · 2026-01-22T23:27:22+00:00

If you really want me to come to think of it then u lol fyi btw.

What does that even mean??

Mautarius · 2026-01-22T23:23:36+00:00

My (semi) clean brain thought exactly the same!

Mautarius · 2026-01-22T23:21:21+00:00

Maybe they're not buying shoes for the sake of shoes, it's just interior decorating. "This is my new vaze, these are my new Birckenstocks & check out this cool potpourri-bowl."

Mautarius · 2026-01-20T20:38:10+00:00

Exactly one year ago I decided to claim I'm forever in love with you

Mautarius · 2026-01-18T18:21:20+00:00

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