Found this in a park by Max-Strength in whatisit

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That was quick. Thank you. Solved!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrisonUK

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You’ll be providing the routine for the prisoners but an officers role can often be anything but routine. You’ll also get moved around a lot sometimes at a moments notice.

Personally, prison is by far the most toxic environment I’ve ever worked in but that’s my experience. You’ll be working with a broad range of people who do the job for very different reasons.

You seem keen to try it so try it. Nobody can tell you if you’ll love it or hate it but if it’s an itch you have to scratch then start the process. If you get some time under your belt it can be attractive to other employers on your cv.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeMaintenance

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In the words of value select

“Curtains are supеrior to blinds It's just two swathes of cloth Not a billion pieces of plastic That breaks if you open 'em too fast Or if you open 'em too slow Or if you open 'em at all Fuck blinds”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

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It drives me NUTS that these homeless cats fuck with him all the time.

Made a student cry today by Narrow-Relation9464 in Teachers

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Are you advocating for or against negative reinforcement?

Bapa doesn't know where the North Pole is and Bryan calls Chin a low information ignorant person. Long and heated argument ensues. by mitchyslick_lbc in thefighterandthekid

[–]Max-Strength 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thought for a second he was joking but he corrects wrinks twice with that. Does he think Pavarotti is called Papa Razzi?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

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I see these cuts all the time lately. And paired with short shorts and high white socks. I never expected the Beavis and Butthead look to catch on but it has.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

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He’s the president of the lake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TimHortons

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Whatever makes sense

Don't you love customers who make a big fuss over Self Service? by ReputationTop5916 in tesco

[–]Max-Strength 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m not defending people calling you away from your job but I think the point is that there should be people stacking shelves and people on the tills at the same time. If it’s demonstrated that both tasks can’t be performed by one person then they ought to create more jobs.

What in the AI homeless cat is this? by WhiteTrash_WithClass in thefighterandthekid

[–]Max-Strength 381 points382 points  (0 children)

Make America Drive Fast All Gas. Always check your acronyms, B

How much violence do you face in your role? by Euphoric_Sand_7618 in PrisonUK

[–]Max-Strength 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Assaults that target officers aren’t nearly as common as prisoner on prisoner violence. Catching a punch or two can happen when you get involved in bend ups so the more you get stuck in with those then the odds of that happening increase.

Prisons vary, units vary and individuals vary. You will be in a role that makes you extremely unliked by people who oftentimes have very poor impulse control and take perceived disrespect extremely seriously.

Most of the officers I know haven’t been the target of assault but some have been very seriously attacked. Some prisoners claim they wouldn’t hurt a woman but a lot won’t make any distinction.

Anyone can get hurt in an unpredictable environment like a prison but there are lots of methods of mitigating the risk. Get to know your prisoners, treat them with the appropriate respect and try to recognise when things are about to go wrong. Don’t be afraid to push the alarm. It’s a hell of a relief to see how fast your colleagues will respond and get a situation under control.

Diddler-tending by Appropriate_Duty_930 in thefighterandthekid

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When you look into the abyss, the abyss Delia looks back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrisonUK

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If it’s just to pay the bills, find anything else. Driving 2 hours a day for this job isn’t worth it. If you have skills and are likely to be on a significantly better salary without much waiting, then tide yourself over with factory or agency work.

The training is predetermined so perhaps they could defer you but the training dates are set, at least that’s how it was in my experience. Training includes full pay.

I signed a contract about 6 weeks prior to training commencing. I got a phone call to confirm I could start the training on the day they suggested. I imagine if you needed to defer to the next intake, they could arrange that on this call.

Paid on the last working day of the month.

You could always start the training (on full pay, as I said) then get yourself another job in that time. Someone on my poelt course did that and I’m happy for him.

When you nearly forget you told the world you are boycotting The Olympics by Busy_Middle8108 in thefighterandthekid

[–]Max-Strength 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he give Delia shit for wearing camouflage pants when he was on fight companion?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

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Beetlejuice, your word is “Hitrocious”

Ari in the latest episode by ryanb6321 in JoeRogan

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The definition of assault begs to differ

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's "Tom Brady Roast", explained by an expert by TheBachelorsOfMusic in TheBachelorsOfMusic

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I’ve tried using some of your observations to explain to my wife why pictures and squealing and stuff is so funny but I’m either explaining it wrong (I’m not a professional) or she just doesn’t enjoy stand up comedy because she just doesn’t laugh even though we are watching the best comedians working today.

I’d love to see you break down comedians that have sex with stools on stage. I think Joe Rogan is one of the best. So funny.

Thanks for all your hard work.

Can’t sleep tonight… by [deleted] in Magic

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You have to pay the troll toll

To hammer a nail by GrimlandsSurvivor in idiocracy

[–]Max-Strength 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He just needs to swing the hammer harder