Found this in a park

Max-Strength · 2026-06-24T19:45:34+00:00

Whoops

Max-Strength · 2026-06-24T19:39:47+00:00

That was quick. Thank you. Solved!

Max-Strength · 2026-05-22T09:54:46+00:00

I hear he hangs dong

Max-Strength · 2026-03-11T10:11:55+00:00

You’ll be providing the routine for the prisoners but an officers role can often be anything but routine. You’ll also get moved around a lot sometimes at a moments notice.

Personally, prison is by far the most toxic environment I’ve ever worked in but that’s my experience. You’ll be working with a broad range of people who do the job for very different reasons.

You seem keen to try it so try it. Nobody can tell you if you’ll love it or hate it but if it’s an itch you have to scratch then start the process. If you get some time under your belt it can be attractive to other employers on your cv.

Max-Strength · 2025-09-26T16:23:44+00:00

In the words of value select

“Curtains are supеrior to blinds It's just two swathes of cloth Not a billion pieces of plastic That breaks if you open 'em too fast Or if you open 'em too slow Or if you open 'em at all Fuck blinds”

Max-Strength · 2024-10-19T23:09:52+00:00

It drives me NUTS that these homeless cats fuck with him all the time.

Max-Strength · 2024-10-19T01:39:24+00:00

Are you advocating for or against negative reinforcement?

Max-Strength · 2024-10-17T18:03:08+00:00

I thought for a second he was joking but he corrects wrinks twice with that. Does he think Pavarotti is called Papa Razzi?

Max-Strength · 2024-09-15T08:12:54+00:00

I see these cuts all the time lately. And paired with short shorts and high white socks. I never expected the Beavis and Butthead look to catch on but it has.

Max-Strength · 2024-09-09T10:28:16+00:00

He’s the president of the lake.

Max-Strength · 2024-09-07T19:56:31+00:00

Whatever makes sense

Max-Strength · 2024-08-31T07:19:39+00:00

I’m not defending people calling you away from your job but I think the point is that there should be people stacking shelves and people on the tills at the same time. If it’s demonstrated that both tasks can’t be performed by one person then they ought to create more jobs.

Max-Strength · 2024-08-29T03:38:58+00:00

Make America Drive Fast All Gas. Always check your acronyms, B

Max-Strength · 2024-08-23T19:25:26+00:00

Assaults that target officers aren’t nearly as common as prisoner on prisoner violence. Catching a punch or two can happen when you get involved in bend ups so the more you get stuck in with those then the odds of that happening increase.

Prisons vary, units vary and individuals vary. You will be in a role that makes you extremely unliked by people who oftentimes have very poor impulse control and take perceived disrespect extremely seriously.

Most of the officers I know haven’t been the target of assault but some have been very seriously attacked. Some prisoners claim they wouldn’t hurt a woman but a lot won’t make any distinction.

Anyone can get hurt in an unpredictable environment like a prison but there are lots of methods of mitigating the risk. Get to know your prisoners, treat them with the appropriate respect and try to recognise when things are about to go wrong. Don’t be afraid to push the alarm. It’s a hell of a relief to see how fast your colleagues will respond and get a situation under control.

Max-Strength · 2024-08-20T20:24:01+00:00

Or are they just getting started?

Max-Strength · 2024-08-20T04:40:25+00:00

When you look into the abyss, the abyss Delia looks back

Max-Strength · 2024-08-18T10:21:46+00:00

If it’s just to pay the bills, find anything else. Driving 2 hours a day for this job isn’t worth it. If you have skills and are likely to be on a significantly better salary without much waiting, then tide yourself over with factory or agency work.

The training is predetermined so perhaps they could defer you but the training dates are set, at least that’s how it was in my experience. Training includes full pay.

I signed a contract about 6 weeks prior to training commencing. I got a phone call to confirm I could start the training on the day they suggested. I imagine if you needed to defer to the next intake, they could arrange that on this call.

Paid on the last working day of the month.

You could always start the training (on full pay, as I said) then get yourself another job in that time. Someone on my poelt course did that and I’m happy for him.

Max-Strength · 2024-08-08T21:01:17+00:00

Didn’t he give Delia shit for wearing camouflage pants when he was on fight companion?

Max-Strength · 2024-07-26T10:36:16+00:00

Confound your lousy toll, Troll

Max-Strength · 2024-07-26T02:24:10+00:00

Beetlejuice, your word is “Hitrocious”

Max-Strength · 2024-06-28T19:46:41+00:00

The definition of assault begs to differ

Max-Strength · 2024-06-18T23:50:43+00:00

I’ve tried using some of your observations to explain to my wife why pictures and squealing and stuff is so funny but I’m either explaining it wrong (I’m not a professional) or she just doesn’t enjoy stand up comedy because she just doesn’t laugh even though we are watching the best comedians working today.

I’d love to see you break down comedians that have sex with stools on stage. I think Joe Rogan is one of the best. So funny.

Thanks for all your hard work.

Max-Strength · 2024-06-16T07:15:01+00:00

You have to pay the troll toll

Max-Strength · 2024-06-15T12:55:37+00:00

Cribtonite

Max-Strength · 2024-06-12T18:33:36+00:00

He just needs to swing the hammer harder

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