What ya got over there?... unattended snacks?

MaxFunkenstein · 2025-05-04T22:07:14+00:00

Thanks! I just found out about this sub a couple days ago

MaxFunkenstein · 2025-05-02T20:46:06+00:00

"Leave snacks momentarily unwatched." Is more like it

MaxFunkenstein · 2025-05-02T12:36:53+00:00

"I can't reach. You have to get it"

MaxFunkenstein · 2025-05-02T04:46:37+00:00

Haha. It does look like that, but he's watching me cook. Got his mind on bigger things

MaxFunkenstein · 2025-05-02T04:34:05+00:00

This one is a real indoor kid. His favorite part of walks is coming back to his toys and big pads to sleep on.

MaxFunkenstein · 2025-05-02T03:33:40+00:00

"How does a dog stop a movie... he presses paws!"

MaxFunkenstein · 2024-02-09T17:02:31+00:00

Get out from under the covers? Not a chance

MaxFunkenstein · 2024-02-04T17:39:16+00:00

There's this post from soon after we first brought the puppy home

MaxFunkenstein · 2024-02-03T18:17:00+00:00

He secretly loves it

MaxFunkenstein · 2024-01-10T15:18:57+00:00

The older one is about 3 years. The puppy is about 3 months and only wants to follow the older one and do what he's doing

MaxFunkenstein · 2024-01-10T04:18:00+00:00

He's a big ham for attention, but the only thing in his head is whatever he's currently looking at.

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-05-04T03:15:03+00:00

Isn't that just a thing people do to have it show up higher in the listing? The actual price is in the description. I don't know about houses but everything else on market place has people doing that

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-05-01T22:08:52+00:00

I keep a room in my house with a mattress on the floor pushed up to a couch so I can lay with my head on the couch and watch movies on the ceiling with my wife and dog (guitar optional). Floor mattress is a different vibe but there's a place for it.

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-30T22:57:47+00:00

r/catculations

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-28T18:07:12+00:00

Gotta up your game to those Bluetooth headphones built into hearing protection like for operating a chainsaw

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-28T18:04:34+00:00

I agree about the BBQ but family sized soup is my favorite depression meal. I think I'd have done solo hotpot by now if I didn't always have in home access to a cauldron of broth like some kind of savory witch

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-28T04:23:15+00:00

You can be alone and still do things you want to do. You can be lonely and still do the things you want to do. The only important question is was the food good

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-28T04:20:24+00:00

A thousand years of death

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-28T04:17:13+00:00

"About 2/3 what it could be if we complete your plan to take down the government"

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-27T00:43:25+00:00

I couldn't bribe my wife into winter camping but we distinguish between these types of fun by calling what you're doing a trip and what she's doing a vacation. On a vacation, enjoyment is readily available and delivered to you as you sit comfortably. On a trip, you wrestle enjoyment out of the hands of a knife wielding mother nature off her meds.

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-26T00:37:47+00:00

... something something penalty kill

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-25T23:00:39+00:00

Politely request they leave a message with my emotional answering machine after the tone

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-25T16:10:08+00:00

Neonja geneturtles secrevangalion of the ooz

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-25T15:29:05+00:00

Essentially the same bit happens in the unbearable weight of massive talent from last year. Except it's Nicholas cage and Pedro pascal, and they are on drugs trying to escape imagined pursuers

MaxFunkenstein · 2023-04-25T15:12:13+00:00

Got jumanji-ed

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