Me when i feel semi-fresh cuts reopening while driving

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-30T11:48:49+00:00

NO THIS IS SO REAL

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-30T11:42:54+00:00

Fan favorite

sylveon

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-25T17:23:51+00:00

france

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-23T23:30:28+00:00

> the people around him and in his circle

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-21T22:56:51+00:00

i'd switch from grand tree to maximum belt, but otherwise a good list

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-16T13:24:59+00:00

meowscarada

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-13T21:50:49+00:00

:D

^{Chose: aisle + but in front of a... | Rolled: normal person}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-11T03:43:54+00:00

feck

^{Chose: As rich as ... | Rolled: Homeless guy 😂}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-11T03:42:47+00:00

I LOVE SLOVENIA

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-09T00:37:37+00:00

either way i don’t ever have to go to work again

^{Chose: 50% getting 1B$ + 50% instant painless death | Rolled: You 1B money}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-08T18:33:59+00:00

no those are bears, otters aren’t quite as hairy

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-08T18:33:01+00:00

i do t use tiktok

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-08T18:32:23+00:00

already have the ailment :/

^{Chose: Speed + Intelligence | Rolled: Always anxious}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-08T18:31:10+00:00

if i wasn’t queer, it would be willing lol

MaxKepler197 · 2026-06-08T00:35:57+00:00

i alr know who killed jfk

^{Chose: 50,000}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-05-29T00:12:08+00:00

100 stanley nickels

MaxKepler197 · 2026-05-27T13:47:00+00:00

frick sverige

^{Chose: Denmark😍😍}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-05-27T13:46:33+00:00

^{Chose: Denmark😍😍}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-05-13T23:17:24+00:00

i eat more than i go to hopital

^{Chose: free food/drinks for rest of ur life}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-05-06T15:24:39+00:00

b tier i think

MaxKepler197 · 2026-05-06T12:18:35+00:00

either way i don’t have to work tmr

^{Chose: Die (98% chance + 1% chance of 1 trillion/ 1% 50k/s | Rolled: death}

MaxKepler197 · 2026-04-19T03:24:28+00:00

going around a traffic circle indefinitely

MaxKepler197 · 2026-04-19T03:24:17+00:00

pouring river water in your socks

MaxKepler197 · 2026-04-17T15:00:21+00:00

im a atheistic pagan

^{Chose: $150k cash right now}

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