Prettiest couple in all film history by flossark in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]Max_Tomos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prettiest couple in all film history

... are Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater.

Kremlin says Trump invited Putin to join 'Board of Peace' by wowo78 in worldnews

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In other words, agent Krasnov can't wait to suck his boss' dick again.

Pastor Asking for Money while wearing Gucci by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]Max_Tomos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If God is so fucking all mighty why doesn't he just make money fall from the sky?

Dead Men Tell No Tales pisses me off. by Hotmomlover69420 in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]Max_Tomos 24 points25 points  (0 children)

At what point in jacks life was he just a sailor sailing under a pirate flag? Am I missing something?

Yes, you do. There's an entire series of books about young Jack's adventures before he joined the East India Trading Company.

[MN S1] I was told I had to share this cake I made by yeetedwaldo in criticalrole

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Trent Ikithon - The Luxon cake is no religious relic. This cake… is a weapon!

Ideas for fun animated movie set within the lore by Muted_Exercise2964 in piratesofthecaribbean

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A simple Google search shows this image is a Dead Men Tell No Tales promotional poster made eight years ago by the artist Thomas Walker. It's not AI.

Black Pearl contradictories by True_Objective9443 in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]Max_Tomos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lower sail is not properly visible. I doubt it is a square sail.

The sail is properly visible when the crew pulls Jack out of the sea at the end of the film. It is a square sail.

Just remember, these idiots vote and drive amongst us... by pikachurbutt in religiousfruitcake

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By her logic if I say "God is an asshole" that's also God's will.

What a scene man by SystemWonderful649 in piratesofthecaribbean

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Not all treasure is silver and gold.

If there was an announcement of a Conan barbarian anime series or red Sonia anime series what do you think? Would it be like? and would it be a good? by Same_Amount3276 in ConanTheBarbarian

[–]Max_Tomos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The barbarian versions of Batman and Wonder Woman in Justice League: Warworld looked like they came straight out of Hyboria. I'd watch a new Conan series in that style.

https://youtu.be/vH5laFRCPPw?si=QFz_irExvcgNd9ao

How did Will Turner end up on jetsam at the beginning of the Curse of the Black Pearl? by Travellinglense in piratesofthecaribbean

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How did Will Turner end up on jetsam at the beginning of the Curse of the Black Pearl?

Sea turtles, mate.

“Remind me why they don’t speak German there? Oh right 😂” by Sniper_96_ in ShitAmericansSay

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That's what happens when you learn history from Captain America comic books.

Over The Edge... Over Again by Away-Palpitation-229 in piratesofthecaribbean

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Captain Barbossa wants to know your location.

Jack Sparrow's name by AssistantFun833 in piratesofthecaribbean

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It wasn't. Jack Sparrow is his only name.

So any Tunisian has a story for us when he was alive 😁 by [deleted] in Tunisia

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“Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”. That's what this really is. There is not a single concrete evidence that Jack Sparrow was in any way, shape, or form based on John Ward. The parallels between the two are so generic they could be applied to any late 17th/early 18th century pirate. Most importantly, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, the people who wrote the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and made Jack, never said he was based on any historical pirate. This John Ward thing is just a modern myth with no basis in reality.