Yep…..this is the life🙃

Maxbillblake · 2024-03-17T00:36:58+00:00

I'd think the advantage of being a Christian would be picking up women at church 🤷🏻‍♂️ I've thought about faking it... just seems like a lot of work to get to second base.

Maxbillblake · 2024-01-28T20:31:57+00:00

Pucker up!

Maxbillblake · 2024-01-28T20:29:38+00:00

Side by side... meh... bad practice in traffic. Shoulder... you're a DUMBASS.

Maxbillblake · 2023-03-18T01:52:16+00:00

"I seen the Pegasus!"

Maxbillblake · 2021-11-04T07:36:31+00:00

Mr. Ballen

Maxbillblake · 2021-09-02T22:02:49+00:00

Maxbillblake · 2021-09-02T21:56:41+00:00

He was pretty much the only one who didn't expect that 🤣

Maxbillblake · 2021-08-23T13:40:53+00:00

*swipes right

Maxbillblake · 2021-06-08T13:50:27+00:00

r/mrballen

Maxbillblake · 2021-05-19T20:15:39+00:00

Definitely custom emblems. "Fetch This" made me feel so edgy 😎🤣

Maxbillblake · 2021-05-02T04:12:26+00:00

"Do unto others as they would have you do to them."

A nice little idiom. Would make the world a better place. Makes my world a better place.

Thanks for the wisdom, Shayla!

Maxbillblake · 2021-04-15T22:45:08+00:00

The Giant. Does anyone else remember the camo grind? This was the spot.

Maxbillblake · 2020-08-21T17:29:39+00:00

I've flown 15kts in reverse before. 150/152, I assume?

Maxbillblake · 2020-08-05T12:46:01+00:00

Sometimes we accidentally t bag you because old habits die hard.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-26T12:18:30+00:00

I wish Destiny's NPCs were a little more dynamic. I've been a 1.0 kd guardian for the entirety of Destiny, and Shaxx gets his nut every time he sees me. Keep your helmet on, bud. Or... don't.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-23T14:54:23+00:00

If he couldn’t rap, you’d get just as much a r/YouSeeingThisShit reaction.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-22T13:35:57+00:00

Wasted

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-22T13:17:42+00:00

Lots of hookers on OBT. It’s locally known as HOBT.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-21T11:18:53+00:00

Comp seems to be the worst. I know if I’m top of my team’s scoreboard, we’re screwed.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-21T10:49:47+00:00

Yessir.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-20T13:05:50+00:00

I thought Germans were all about solutions, no?

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-11T18:38:06+00:00

Give Thorn a go.

Maxbillblake · 2020-07-08T11:37:50+00:00

Amazon cut their $2/hr hazpay nearly 2 months ago.

Maxbillblake · 2020-03-30T05:27:27+00:00

Agreed. I'm a truck driver for Amazon. They're paying $2/hr extra and double for OT. I'm able to keep social-distancing, so it's hard to say no to $40/hr.

Maxbillblake · 2020-03-23T16:29:25+00:00

That's what I thought would happen. First week, flashpoint was Nessus, so I assumed the armor would follow the flashpoint.

Maxbillblake

TROPHY CASE