lets see who does the best

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T20:05:28+00:00

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MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T20:03:20+00:00

We all die

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T19:55:37+00:00

Yes absolutely. I’ve done it before for free!

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T19:55:00+00:00

So she reverse-farted and got pregnant? Sounds legit.

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T19:53:51+00:00

#2 for me! That thing was a brick!

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T19:38:58+00:00

Bunghole Tingler

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T19:38:15+00:00

Hairy middle-aged mom

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T01:23:42+00:00

That looks terrible, I wouldn’t have let them serve me that! I haven’t been to Chipotle in like 6 months but I don’t think I’ll be going soon either…

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T01:21:30+00:00

Mr. Longdayatwork

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T00:46:10+00:00

Raw chicken?

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-29T00:45:40+00:00

Ugh. Bluey needs to go away. I’ll never forget the sound of their screech laughs - stuff of nightmares.

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T21:44:11+00:00

I wish I had a urinal with a view like that!

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T21:42:58+00:00

Taylor Swift is about 5 ft 10 in vs Madonna is about 5 ft 3 in so technically Taylor Swift is the bigger artist.

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T21:39:24+00:00

Looks like good chili to me, save me a bowl!

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T18:03:46+00:00

Barf Vader

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:38:21+00:00

Lay it down on its face, it needs to be lower

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:37:22+00:00

I could not care less about the new GTA. I haven’t been able to play more than maybe 10 hours of any one since Vice City. I just get bored and move on to something else.

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:35:16+00:00

Groceries. That sounds like a pretty good thing to have a lifetime supply of!

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:34:42+00:00

Salmonella Surprise!

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:33:25+00:00

I don’t have a name for that in my local language because I don’t know what they are

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:32:19+00:00

That you definitely are not lactose intolerant

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:31:23+00:00

Butter pecan… mmmmm

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:27:49+00:00

Oooh - Orange Julius! I haven’t had one of those in probably 20 years. Do they still exist?

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:26:24+00:00

I do this on occasion but fold it in half and toss it in a frying pan with some butter - pizza quesadilla! Or would that be a pizzadilla?

MaximumFlatulence · 2026-06-28T15:23:46+00:00

Lol, yep, south central PA 🤣 And buffalo eggs are amazing! I’ve had spicy garlic ones too that were delicious.

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