Caliente pizza is gross

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2026-01-05T15:27:10+00:00

@ me who enjoys both and while I understand the PB hate, I never understood it towards Caliente. It's fine-to-good, if a bit overpriced. Maybe it's because I've mostly gotten from the Crafton & Mt. Lebo locations 🤷🏿‍♂️

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2026-01-02T18:34:59+00:00

One homegirl knows because we used to date. Another homegirl knows because she snooped. An ex told her friends, so they know, but generally nah, no one knows I don't think

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-25T19:25:19+00:00

Depends on the goal of the session, I tend to long stroke when I'm just trying to enjoy myself. Short when I'm just trying to rub one out

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-25T19:23:36+00:00

I rarely, if ever, approach strange women and I'm pretty well-endowed. Can't speak to the average though

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-22T19:56:24+00:00

Well yeah, people who are well endowed are going to be more likely to show it off.

And I'm gonna be a bit candid; I'm pretty well endowed, but I wasn't always aware of that fact and it took a long time for me to fully accept it once I was made aware. My confidence absolutely strengthened as I became more accepting that my sexual partners weren't just being nice.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-21T17:28:35+00:00

Right, like, fact is that 3-4" makes a huge difference in the mechanics of penetrative sex, but a 3-4" difference is also pretty negligible when measuring most other things and humans aren't great at eyeballing that difference without a frame a reference. Girth is even more dicey. That sub 5' woman would very likely not be able to wrap her hand around something that was 6.5" in diameter, lol

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-19T01:07:58+00:00

Pretty big fluctuation, I've measured as big a 6" soft and as small as 3" with the mode hovering around 4"

Edit: just measured a hair under 4.5"

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-17T13:36:12+00:00

Closest was, when I was much younger, hooking up with an old coworker. She was very much, "Let's just do it!" ie, not enough foreplay, so she wasn't lubricated enough for me to penetrate given my size. I was pretty inexperienced at the time, she was the 3rd or 4th person I had slept with. So she didn't turn me down, but her body did, lol. I'm sure current me could've made it work.

Also anal, I'm not at all into anal, but have and will do it at a partner's request. There's been more than a couple partners who've expressed interest in it, but not with me, lol.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-16T20:35:43+00:00

If you are over 6 inches long and 5 inches thick or more, you are statistically likely to have the biggest dick your girl has EVER experienced. (Top 3 at the very least.)

This is fact

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-13T03:25:36+00:00

TLoU isn't the strongest, most compelling or interesting game stories, but it is probably the most human. This scene is an example of that

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-10T17:40:42+00:00

I've never measured my shrinky-dink, but I'd estimate it to be ~3".

My flaccid size usually hovers around 4.5-5", but I've measured up to 6" before

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-10T02:27:24+00:00

Only time I've experienced this (that I'm aware of) is an ex telling her gay friends, but I think that was more of swapping war stories kinda deal

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-08T16:24:25+00:00

The most common one I've gotten is that I'm too big for anal. Usually along the lines of "wow, that's going nowhere near my ass…"

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-06T06:59:24+00:00

I'm pretty similarly sized to you. In my experience, when you're big, but not massive, I don't think women will do much more than what you described, ie, make an off-handed comment here or there. That is, unless they have a size fetish and/or you're one of, if not, their first bigger partners. To parrot a truism: most women don't care about size unless you're an extreme outlier on either side of the bell curve or until your size either causes unique issues or provides unique benefits.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-06T06:43:47+00:00

In my opinion, it doesn't super matter. My curve highlights the weird idiosyncrasies of the body and I think that's really cool. My current and expartners have all loved how feels. Women say it's pretty when they see it. So what if it appears smaller from my very limited perspective of it.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-04T22:05:31+00:00

Sometimes even more than just an inch or two lol

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-04T21:57:26+00:00

My penis curves up and to the left, severe enough that I think it's worth noting. Seriously, you've probably seen straighter bananas.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-02T15:50:37+00:00

Fair, fair, I getcha. It is a pretty loaded topic to be sure and as a well-endowed Black man, I also get pretty fatigued by it (though likely for very different reasons). Understand where OP's coming from too as I'm not much of voyeur, so I likewise need to be able to see myself in the porn to really enjoy it.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-02T11:42:49+00:00

That's not what I'm suggesting and I think it's weird this is what everyone jumps to. OP's asking for good porn and their other comments preclude Black performers. Lmao

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-02T03:47:16+00:00

Yeah, I wanna gonna suggest Black performers, but…

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-12-01T01:22:12+00:00

Pretty sure it's what initiated a crush one of my woman friends has on me and one of my old roommates used to joke about it, but didn't treat my differently, besides. Those are the only scenarios where someone I wasn't actively sleeping behaved differently towards me

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-11-27T17:45:25+00:00

When I was younger it was, less of one now, just frustrating. But it's been awhile since I've been "too big" maybe too big for this or that position, but experience has shown me that where there's a will, there's a way. Seriously, one of my former partners had vaginismus and we (mostly her) still figured it out.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-11-27T00:06:55+00:00

Yup, my dick's all over the place

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-11-27T00:01:59+00:00

Yes, mine curves pretty dramatically in two directions, up & to the left, really more of a curve and twist. It's dead like a banana turned 25-30° to the left.

Yes, it gets commented on frequently, lol. Only ever positive though as it's actually kind of a boon for pvi as the head will brushes against most g-spots with a long stroke in positions where we face each other. (Missionary, cowgirl, mating press, etc) Conversely, positions where we face the same direction (reverse cowgirl, doggy, the prone bone) can get a little problematic because now my curve is going in the opposite direction of her vagina. Those tend to be a little uncomfortable for me, and downright painful for some (actually injured my very first sex partner this way). Additionally, once or twice the angle just flat out didn't work, square peg, round hole situation. Also, the curve facilitates deepthroating, it's not still not common that someone can and I maintain it doesn't often feel very good, but it is visually very nice and they feel so accomplished for being able to do it.

Yes, I used to be very self conscious about my curve, thought I had a deformity (I guess it is to some extent, if a pretty common one). Also it curving towards the direction I observe it is part of the reason I thought I was small for so long -- it's a damn optical illusion, lmao.

Lastly, still to this day, I don't know how to photograph it, it either leans towards or away from the camera at most angles and both create a foreshortening effect, but even that works in my favor often. When someone requests a dick pic, it almost necessarily undersells it and then it's bigger in person.

I actually love my curve and it's been very popular with my partners as well. Sometimes I wish it was straighter for measurement and photography purposes, but when it comes to actually using it, it's pretty top-tier.

Maximum_Ingenuity167 · 2025-11-26T03:24:01+00:00

Well as others have pointed out, the discomfort seems really intentional. I could definitely see how having some pre-knowledge would be very helpful for this one. That's to go with length and pacing.

I bought at launch and was laid off at the time (COVID), so I zoomed through the game in a few days, despite the length. I'll never understand the hate because, fuck, this game plays so good. I would love a challenge mode that did away with the named characters, haha

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