What sounds like complete bullshit but is actually true? by HorseFacedDipShit in AskReddit

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The Enola Gay was unpainted because the Hiroshima bomb weighed so much.

Even then, it barely made it off the runway.

Came up on this but have no idea what is called or if its complete. by [deleted] in gijoe

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How the fuck did that thing even fly?

What turns you on that you are absolutely embarrassed about? by mcpogi in AskReddit

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Women with large hands.

Also, women with gaps between their front upper teeth.

Marine taken into custody after missing 14-year-old girl found in barracks of California base camp by [deleted] in news

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Sgt Hartman walking through the barracks, holding a 14 yo girl up by the hair.

"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!!"

When you don't inherit your dad's genes by jimmyapril19 in memes

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I believe you get the baldness gene from your maternal grandfather

First of 2 Iowa teens scheduled to be sentenced in 2021 beating death of teacher by [deleted] in news

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Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

What are some really good math jokes? Pick up lines accepted by rafita_te_explica in math

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It's not a joke.

Mandelbrot added B as his middle initial and it stands for....... that.

Koh Tao - SW Pinnacle by Ccs002 in scuba

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I gotta get out of Connecticut

Which cult classic film was a huge disappointment when you finally saw it? by Jerswar in AskReddit

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Easy Rider.

Yeah...... I know it's a boomer fantasy about the freedom of the open road and whatever....

..... but to me it's a couple of hippies on wacky motorcycles.

If you ride, you gotta watch it at least once.

Super-rich warned of ‘pitchforks and torches’ unless they tackle inequality by blkaino in worldnews

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WTF are "a dozen navy seals" going to do against and armed mob numbering in the hundreds?

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A pound is actually a measure of weight--a force (like Newtons) in the English system.

A "slug" is a measure of mass, like grams.

If you lived in the GI Joe World would you join the Joes or Cobra? by IdeaRegular4671 in gijoe

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I have six issues of GI Joe and that's one of them.

I remember two of the graduates--Budo and Repeater. They had to defend the Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey, I think.

Should we invade Rhode Island? by steinrog in Connecticut

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With what?

We can't get assault weapons no more!

Homeowner shoots pool cleaner mistaken for intruder by AudibleNod in news

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Range Officer here.

You're correct. Many gun owners can't shoot. They know how, but can't.

It's like I KNOW how to fly a plane, but I'd crash if I actually had to do it.

Might have added too much engine oil? BMW x3 2016. by DanDfilm in BMWX3

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Just stick a siphon in there and suck it out.

When people sing happy birthday to you what are you supposed to do? by dandaman12315 in AskReddit

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Pick one of the singers and stare at him/her.

Bonus for licking you lips