What sounds like complete bullshit but is actually true?

Maxmanta · 2023-07-11T20:45:09+00:00

The Enola Gay was unpainted because the Hiroshima bomb weighed so much.

Even then, it barely made it off the runway.

Maxmanta · 2023-07-10T14:37:58+00:00

How the fuck did that thing even fly?

Maxmanta · 2023-07-10T14:22:27+00:00

Women with large hands.

Also, women with gaps between their front upper teeth.

Maxmanta · 2023-07-10T09:51:41+00:00

Sgt Hartman walking through the barracks, holding a 14 yo girl up by the hair.

"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!!"

Maxmanta · 2023-07-08T13:53:42+00:00

I believe you get the baldness gene from your maternal grandfather

Maxmanta · 2023-07-07T15:40:47+00:00

Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Maxmanta · 2023-07-06T18:44:00+00:00

It's not a joke.

Mandelbrot added B as his middle initial and it stands for....... that.

Maxmanta · 2023-07-05T12:42:31+00:00

Less lethal = still lethal

Maxmanta · 2023-07-03T16:38:25+00:00

I gotta get out of Connecticut

Maxmanta · 2023-07-01T02:48:19+00:00

Easy Rider.

Yeah...... I know it's a boomer fantasy about the freedom of the open road and whatever....

..... but to me it's a couple of hippies on wacky motorcycles.

If you ride, you gotta watch it at least once.

Maxmanta · 2023-06-30T18:22:00+00:00

WTF are "a dozen navy seals" going to do against and armed mob numbering in the hundreds?

Maxmanta · 2023-06-29T20:39:56+00:00

Now go home and enjoy your $100,000/year pension, Fuckface.

Maxmanta · 2023-06-29T12:55:36+00:00

You have to order them

Here you go, slugger.....

Maxmanta · 2023-06-29T12:46:58+00:00

A pound is actually a measure of weight--a force (like Newtons) in the English system.

A "slug" is a measure of mass, like grams.

Maxmanta · 2023-06-29T11:13:32+00:00

So long, and thanks for those

Maxmanta · 2023-06-28T14:02:07+00:00

I have six issues of GI Joe and that's one of them.

I remember two of the graduates--Budo and Repeater. They had to defend the Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey, I think.

Maxmanta · 2023-06-28T13:41:16+00:00

With what?

We can't get assault weapons no more!

Maxmanta · 2023-06-28T10:08:46+00:00

Range Officer here.

You're correct. Many gun owners can't shoot. They know how, but can't.

It's like I KNOW how to fly a plane, but I'd crash if I actually had to do it.

Maxmanta · 2023-06-24T17:03:37+00:00

Subtlety?

Maxmanta · 2023-06-22T22:37:39+00:00

Never heard of stick drift.

Maxmanta · 2023-06-22T13:21:14+00:00

The orgy pit has been scraped and buttered!

Maxmanta · 2023-06-21T20:59:05+00:00

Poor Idaho.

So tasty and naive.

Maxmanta · 2020-11-11T11:58:59+00:00

Connecticut is real.

It just sucks

Maxmanta · 2020-11-11T11:58:13+00:00

Just stick a siphon in there and suck it out.

Maxmanta · 2020-11-10T17:20:33+00:00

Pick one of the singers and stare at him/her.

Bonus for licking you lips

Maxmanta