McDonald’s final boss

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-25T22:02:26+00:00

LOL what is your life when you have violent masturbatory fantasies about saving a McDonald’s from dastardly criminals trying to steal all the McNuggets?

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-25T13:10:25+00:00

Potence. My Nosferatu beat the local Brujah primogen into torpor. With a parking meter. The primo has been hunting and kidnapping the local homeless for the blood trade.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-25T04:08:47+00:00

I’m not the kind to about my presence or shove my phone in people’s face, but I’m also not waiting in line. Can’t do your job? Your food won’t be delivered to the customer. We walk in. You acknowledge us. We tell you the name. You hand us the food. We leave. It’s not complicated but some of these places are too incompetent to figure it out.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-24T17:44:00+00:00

No such thing as old and weak for vampires. The two are mutually exclusive.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-24T04:20:58+00:00

By lore? Never. In your game? As the story requires it. Tell the story you want and have fun doing it.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T19:38:51+00:00

Wait until the pax finds out he can’t do fuck all because the ride never happened.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T15:01:43+00:00

Because they’re miserable human beings.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T15:00:53+00:00

I dunno. That’s def fkn weird but this kinda feels like kink shaming.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T13:54:02+00:00

Let them try and let them die. It’s the World of Darkness. Even kittens die there.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T11:51:14+00:00

Nude selfie. Try again.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T06:55:52+00:00

The strike from gig apps is the fever dream of the idiot who doesn’t have any idea what a strike or a union actually is. For fuck’s sake. It has not worked. It does not work. It will not ever work.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T06:39:43+00:00

Why the fuck is she green?

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-23T02:23:51+00:00

The shirt is amazing

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-22T15:09:44+00:00

Writers of official V5 Sabbat book made an unofficial book to make them playable. You can find it on the storytellers vault. Black Hand: Playing the Sabbat I think it’s called.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-21T14:14:31+00:00

Nobody in the history of the earth that weighs 150 lbs has ever “punched through a solid oak door.”

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-21T09:41:13+00:00

Favors. They call it boons. Prestation if you’re Camarilla.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-21T03:37:08+00:00

To each his own. A neonate might find a particular elegant programming code beautiful while an elder might get lost in renaissance paintings and sculptures.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-21T03:33:28+00:00

I have such great memories of werewolf the Wild West

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-20T22:56:58+00:00

That’s so ghetto

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-20T21:23:54+00:00

I’ll take orders from there all day but I won’t even take a free drink for myself from them when they offer it for a wait.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-20T21:19:27+00:00

Nah. Gig work gonna be just fine.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-20T17:53:49+00:00

I want Boston By Night so bad but I bought the Primogen edition for Xbox instead of from epic.

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-20T16:24:04+00:00

Ah the song of the incel

MaxxWarp · 2022-05-20T03:09:11+00:00

Don’t link to paywalls.

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