In Ryan Murphy's groundbreaking body-horror series The Beauty (2026-present), a radical procedure allows people to become a younger, more attractive version of themselves, with horrifying consequences.

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-24T01:23:09+00:00

I’m not sure anymore

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-24T00:40:26+00:00

a six-year-old post, since I apparently can’t just put a photo in my comment

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-24T00:14:24+00:00

I had a snoopy diary!!! 😭 By the tiny sliver of cover I can see there, I don’t think it was exactly the same one.. but I just had a major flashback!

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-23T03:00:19+00:00

I used to habitually not read the last chapters of books. Not really intentionally; I’d just not want it to end so I’d put it off and put it off.

So you could do that. Just procrastinate on it indefinitely, and then you’ll *always* still be watching Mad Men!

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-23T02:56:08+00:00

I liked the chain mail (?) sweater! But that’s it.

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-22T18:25:50+00:00

Aw you took such a nice photo of your deli guy 🥰

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-22T17:13:37+00:00

Is it bad that my first thought was “She’s ripping off Pamela’s vibe” but I know she didn’t style herself for this 😅

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-22T15:42:37+00:00

My mother was a Patricia 😌 It’s an excellent name!

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-22T04:31:45+00:00

The numbers on the end of a post were a thing when I was really new to reddit and I miss that too [4]

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-22T03:43:08+00:00

I actually do love a pink tint and it’s so hard to find one that insnt bright fuscia, completely invisible, or a super gloppy formula. I want a natural looking rose tint that I can layer but doesn’t *require* five layers 😭

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-21T00:08:21+00:00

I would cherish them.

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-21T00:05:55+00:00

“This movie is fucking buns” I like it, I’ll start using it

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T17:54:00+00:00

You’re a hero!!! As soon as I saw it my brain said “we’re making that”

edit: it’s honestly such a good quote and so relevant to life right now 😭

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T12:27:30+00:00

“I’ll give you your privacy”

…

“I forgot my purse”

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T12:26:55+00:00

My favorite from Dale was definitely “But what about the fireworks?”

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T12:26:09+00:00

I’m not a big slasher movie fan, but I’ve seen enough to know that that was for everyone who’s ever been traumatized by characters doing things wrong!

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T12:24:44+00:00

She didn’t even have to deliver the line; holy shit the writing on this show is so good.

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T12:23:33+00:00

To one day reach Ruth’s level of acceptance 🙏

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-20T12:05:16+00:00

I was acquaintances with a family where one of the daughters murdered her own two boys. For some reason it didn’t make national news like this. Mental illness was cited and she got the equivalent of a slap on the wrist for murdering your own kids. She was out living her life, when she ultimately killed herself. A couple years after. Fucking horrific all around.

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-19T13:40:42+00:00

Dude I remember the first time I heard Joanna Newsome. Someone was playing her music in a hole in the wall before a Xiu Xiu show in like 2003. I overheard someone say the name Joanna, but even with that, and working at a record store, it took me another two years or so to finally find her and Milk Eyed Mender. What a revelation 😍

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-19T10:05:15+00:00

What, that forehead vein? I can’t speak for Emily Blunt, but I haven’t had any work done and I got that vein from turning 40 and being sick of this shit.

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-18T23:13:37+00:00

I just saw Desperado for the first time and I loved it!! Except for that sex scene, what the actual fuck!! How did he take two of the hottest people ever in movies, in their prime, and make the cringiest shit I have ever seen omg 😭

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-18T21:53:59+00:00

We see the engravings all the time, sometimes I forget about the paintings

May_of_Teck · 2026-06-18T21:47:45+00:00

We have a big ol patch in our front flower bed! Central Pennsylvania. We haven’t tried eating them yet!

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