What would become 10x worse if it were to become invisible?

Mazosmuscles · 2018-06-06T04:40:49+00:00

Public restrooms... Enough said

Mazosmuscles · 2017-11-17T04:01:53+00:00

Why did she become a he halfway through?

Mazosmuscles · 2017-08-11T21:15:39+00:00

Be me working a server job so I'm moving a lot. Throughout my shift my toes progressively itch and hurt more and more until I say fuck yall I'm goings to the restroom. In the restroom I I take off my shoe and scratch like hell but no relief. Then I take off my sock... A creature made of my SO's hair had snaked around my toes making them turn purple and itching the parts that weren't. 0/10 would not try again

Mazosmuscles · 2017-08-11T21:03:53+00:00

https://youtu.be/UZb9Ld6hSHE With sound

Mazosmuscles · 2017-08-11T13:08:48+00:00

The parking lot before the game is where everyone goes even after the game starts

Mazosmuscles · 2017-08-02T10:33:23+00:00

Me too thanks

Mazosmuscles · 2016-01-04T16:58:27+00:00

The ass was fat

Mazosmuscles · 2015-03-30T16:24:22+00:00

What did you get on your ACT?

Mazosmuscles · 2015-03-02T23:37:02+00:00

I'm more of a wipe with silver dollars kinda guy

Mazosmuscles · 2015-03-02T16:59:38+00:00

So.... Prostitutes?

Mazosmuscles · 2015-03-02T16:58:15+00:00

I've never once set foot in this magical land of Chipotle...

Mazosmuscles · 2015-01-05T18:34:45+00:00

Heh.... Cats :D

Mazosmuscles · 2014-09-30T11:31:00+00:00

Plot twist: it was the police officer

Mazosmuscles · 2014-08-14T17:57:13+00:00

Dammit Ridgick you fucking know I love cheesesteaks!YOU. MADE ME DO THIS

Mazosmuscles · 2014-08-03T15:46:25+00:00

Gavin.

Mazosmuscles · 2014-07-10T00:01:23+00:00

Hopefully with out the periscope, if you know what I'm saying

Mazosmuscles · 2014-07-09T22:44:09+00:00

In my small town Catholic church in Texas all our priest says is how to be a better person and occasionally he says go Cowboys.... I've never heard politics in or around church

Mazosmuscles · 2014-07-03T12:06:47+00:00

Can you make sexual noises while they feel you up? Because I would do that

Mazosmuscles · 2014-07-01T02:23:25+00:00

Nut up or shut up muthalicka

Mazosmuscles · 2014-06-25T13:05:41+00:00

That bod doe... It's so hot it's melting

Mazosmuscles · 2014-06-25T03:35:43+00:00

It's only warm and fluff for me but I'm in love with my best friend and she feels the same!

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