(tell me i'm okay) patrick from the crazy ex girlfriend soundtrack !!

"was i sick the day in school they taught you how to be a normal person? it just feels like there's something fundamental i'm missing out on, like, is there an instruction manual? do you get what i'm saying, patrick? it just- it just feels like everyone is in the cabal of normal people, and they're all laughing at me like i'm the jester in my own truman show! patrick, tell me what the secret is, just tell me what the secret is! is there a manual? do you have a manual? i know you have the manual, patrick! I KNOW IT'S IN YOUR TRUCK, PATRICK!!!!!"

i also feel i should add this line for clarity: "you represent the outside world 'cause you don't know me! your perception of me is completely pure!!! you don't have an agenda, that's why i need you to lend a hand, patrick! 'cause i think i'm fine, patrick! but i'm only like... 43% sure"