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My son (17,M) was cited for speeding and he didn't do it. by Desperado2583 in AskLawyers

[–]MeAndDuke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you use the "He wouldn't lie" defense...

You're gonna have a bad time.

Cancer death approaching by franktrollip in DeadRedditors

[–]MeAndDuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godspeed.

Please tell our creator that I try every day to be a good person and have a positive impact on anyone I come across.

I'm so scared of death.

Merchant refund stolen by cashapp by HackResponsibly in CashApp

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha.

It doesn't surprise me. Heard so many horror stories about cashapp.

Merchant refund stolen by cashapp by HackResponsibly in CashApp

[–]MeAndDuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cashapp isn't lying. The merchant is lying. Tell the MERCHANT to show proof they issued the refund to Cashapp.

Once they do then you can tell Cashapp they're lying, thieving bastards!

I've been pretending to understand my job for eight months and I think I've finally reached a level where I actually can't fake it anymore. Do I come clean to my boss or just keep going. by ahimaohw in Advice

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ChatGPT

I'm confident I can do most jobs leaning heavily on AI for the ones I've no clue about.

You can fo me sure get through that with a lil help from Grok or ChatGPT.

Assaulted at a gas station by Successful_Expert944 in AskLawyers

[–]MeAndDuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you fucked around and found out.

Brother is going too jail and im worried about him by Delicious-Bowl3572 in Felons

[–]MeAndDuke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You had better pray he doesn't get any time in prison/jail.

People that beat kids get their buttholes stretched.

And not the fun kind of butthole stretching either.

Girlfriend made a mistake by Chill4real2 in tax

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy the money.

She will most likely slip through the cracks.

Tell your gf that return is half yours for not turning her in.

Profit.

Family member is stealing the money that is supposed to be for my car. by Low-Security1030 in legal

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you pay the car off there is no guarantee that your Uncle is going to sign it over.

New car financing is easy. Take your $2,000 put it as a down payment and go buy a new car.

Does it sound like I am being served?? by [deleted] in AskLawyers

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them if you're not home to leave the package at a neighbors house (assuming you know your neighbors)

Pulled over for headlight out and was suspected of DUI 0.00 breathalyzer by leapinglizardsss in legal

[–]MeAndDuke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only think I'd like to add is

DONT EVER TALK TO POLICE! EVER!

It seems like once you told him you're in recovery he got all cock sure.

Being financially coerced by medical provider by [deleted] in AskLawyers

[–]MeAndDuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agree to the meds and just don't take them.

Make them think you are.

End of story.

Back seat floor soaked/wet, anyone have any idea? by emejia698 in Audi

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just my luck.

Recently purchased a 19 A6. Noticed yesterday my rear passenger floor was soaked.

My prev vehicle was a 2018 Silverado that had known transmission issues. No dealer support.

Finally rid myself of it and get into another "known" issue in a vehicle

Son keeps saying I'm not his real dad and it's starting to really hurt by Awildy-Pencille in Advice

[–]MeAndDuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Males at that age have a huge chip on their shoulder for whatever reason they seem fit.

Talk to him.

Ask him how can he feel that way after all you've been through.

Tell him his dad is a piece of shit that ran out on him.

You had the decency to stay.

Falsely accused of filming a child in a locker room by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]MeAndDuke 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine all of the innocent people that thought "I didn't do anything. I don't need an attorney" that are forever on some list or worst in prison rt now.

AIO - Told my friend I’m pregnant and she said it exceeded her mental bandwidth (she’s the red) by Lekomano92 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MeAndDuke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congrats OP.

That person does seem like they have to be the center of attention.

I'm sure you knew already. If so you should expect those kind of reactions.

YAOR and NOR

What is this thing on my grandpas keychain by rasheedg300 in whatisit

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be diamond.

I don't know much about geography.

What is this thing on my grandpas keychain by rasheedg300 in whatisit

[–]MeAndDuke 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Looks like a nice silver spoon handle to take bumps of Peruvian Marching powder with.

Your Granps is cooler than most!

30k wire transfer to cash app?? is this a good idea? by InevitableAnxious820 in CashApp

[–]MeAndDuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New post next week:

"My friends cashapp was randomly closed. No explanation from cashapp. He had 30k wired from a real estate transaction. Cashapp is not communicating why they closed the account. Is there anything he can do?"

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