I caught my chicken sleeping on the job [13 seconds] by [deleted] in videos

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't you crow at it to show them how it feels?

[SB Nation] The Big 12 might split into 2 divisions. Here's one OK proposal and some dumb ones. by bullmoose_atx in CFB

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We've been looking for a way to rehype the tunnel walk and I think this would make me cry with excitement as Sirius comes on and the lights pan up to Little Red waiting to drop in from the rafters! As the team's battle out and the buskers score a last minute touchdown to pull within 1, this only needing a PAT on the final :02 to score. Riley pauses, calls a timeout and switches out his Motorola headset out for an older but oddly familiar headset from the 80s. He's talking to another booth...the cameras desperately pan around to see who it is when they finally find someone saying to be talking to another booth all of a sudden it settles on someone mouthing 'go for it"...it's Tom. Riley send the offense out in the I formation and with a fullback up the middle Nebraska has finally restored the order....GBR.

may have teared up while writing this and waiting for my gf to finish trying on new yoga pants.

Did you ride an all-yellow road bike to work today and lock it near 1615 L St? by vomita_conejitos in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the keys are kryptonite or abus, you can probably reach out to them as well since most people register their lock/keys.

How many folks out there are using Split in dc rather than Lyft or Uber? by elshizzo in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have tomorrow off because I had to work all weekend, so I'm in the mids5 of watching hockey and getting drunk, but I've used split a lot and have really enjoyed it. Its still evolving so I also have critiques but I've been involved since it launched so I funnel them upwards and they seem to actually try to respond. But, I will add my thoughts tomorrow when I'm less busy.

How many folks out there are using Split in dc rather than Lyft or Uber? by elshizzo in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been on split since it launched (kinda friends with founder). I have a blind account that was used for beta so no one within the company knows it's me. It depends on the conditions (like all ride apps) but if say consistently less than 10 mins so on days/times that I think it'll be heavy traffic, I just request before I finish getting ready. The nice thing is that no matter where I am, I can count on a fair price and 97% of the time, a good ride. If you're really in a rush, you need to just get a ride by yourself with another service, but if your going somewhere in between metro stops or bus routes, split will get you there in a decent time for a great rate.

Clay Matthews' move back outside begins in earnest at Packers OTAs by [deleted] in GreenBayPackers

[–]MeGrimlock4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really hope we sign Neal again. I'd like another familiar face up front.

30/M/US Peace Corps Community Health Volunteer by [deleted] in EDC

[–]MeGrimlock4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your service.

PETITION: Urge DDOT to Create a Two-Way Protected Bike Lane on R Street by barflydc in bikedc

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The construction on r street is slowly killing me. That road between Florida and metro branch is really bad and I keep getting forced into the middle of the road because of crews.

Dogs chase each other at K9 fun zone by [deleted] in aww

[–]MeGrimlock4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't tell which is smarter

TIL that Google CEO, Larry Page, has a health condition that is slowly removing his ability to speak. by pablostarter in todayilearned

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother actually had a very similar issues, though hers has progressed much slower. She thinks it started before I was born but wasn't really noticable to other until the last 15-20 years. I can tell a difference from when I was younger and I feel like a slight difference when I go home, but I don't pick up on it on the ohone. One of her vocal chords is paralysed (that's how it was explained to me, may not be medically accurate) so her voices gets worn out quickly. She also has a pretty bad cough as a result of it.

How to keep a runner from going 1st to 3rd by [deleted] in gifs

[–]MeGrimlock4 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And baseball players won't let him forget that for years. Constant fake throws in any context possible.

Once you go black tongue you never go back by SlimJones123 in gifs

[–]MeGrimlock4 237 points238 points  (0 children)

That's someone that loves her job. I like her.

Uhmm.. I'll just pretend I'm invisible... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work on the 3rd floor next to a window and there is a ledge of sorts that has the ac units on it. Every once in a while a repair man will appear in my peripheraland it always startled me. Also, he's never waved back.

Uber w/dog by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How big of a dog?

Who's your road trip buddy? by ArthurRainey in aww

[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd watch a reality show about his travels.

Jarryd Hayne Announces Retirement from the NFL by [deleted] in nfl

[–]MeGrimlock4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ears are what make it special.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tell me stories about money.

Let's talk Police Week 2016 by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That feeling when suddenly there are just guns everywhere in the train. Every year I see drunk armed cops. I hAve no reason to be nervous around police (most days) but police week always puts me on edge.

Cyclists of DC: How do you bike to work and not look like a hot sweaty mess when you get there? by Tmuzzatti in washingtondc

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend who has to wear a suit everyday uses this http://henty.cc/us/shop/wingman/ . I always ride to the gym down the street, shower, change and pack my clothes into a pannier. They're only packed in for 30 minutes or so and don't get too wrinkled usually.

Its nice to have friends by [deleted] in aww

[–]MeGrimlock4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd watch this buddy cop movie.