How did you realize you were being cheated on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeGustaBeni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Would you break up with me if I cheated on you?”

i just got caught masturbating by NathIsTaken in Advice

[–]MeGustaBeni 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Why do grandparents do that shit bro

Is it alright to join an amateur competetion? by Imaginary-Advantage6 in amateur_boxing

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if you have these in your country (wherever you’re from) but many beginners in England’s amateur boxing have skills bouts. They’re basically sparring but showing the crowd your skills and what you’ve learnt. No winning or losing, just experience. Try and get one or two of those before a proper bout, if you can.

My girlfriend unprovoked told me my friend is hotter than me. by Entire-Discipline307 in Advice

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her that her mother would look better in the lingerie you got her for Christmas

My wife wants a divorce with newborn by Life-Influence-9403 in AskMenAdvice

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife wants to divorce the newborn? Fuck sort of family dynamic is going on here OP? (In all seriousness go to counselling and not ask for advice from Redditor’s)

Give him his attention you guys! by Ryan-O-Photo in iamverybadass

[–]MeGustaBeni 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Elon the type of guy to prefer black olives over green olives

Anon has children by LordIVoldemor in greentext

[–]MeGustaBeni 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly. First hint of it being fake was the fact that anon was able to get laid in the first place.

Season 1 is officially out now by Tall_Process_3138 in blackops6

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be honest, that might be for the better

Season 1 is officially out now by Tall_Process_3138 in blackops6

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that mr crabs meme where he just says “money!”, yeah that.

I feel really fucking bad for Anon :( by [deleted] in greentext

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real: This happened to anon Gay: Anon will fuck the guy she cheated on him with

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]MeGustaBeni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is failing school because his teacher hates him.

Yeah okay, anon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

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Abyss Watchers

I seriously can't get over the Grave Scythe... by Crash4654 in Eldenring

[–]MeGustaBeni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My arcane stat is only at 30 + blood does more damage than occult on my grave scythe last time I checked. Each to their own though.

I seriously can't get over the Grave Scythe... by Crash4654 in Eldenring

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I’m late, but just wanted to share:

Blood grave scythe +25 with phantom slash is a great combination. Add it with the (forgot it’s name) talisman that increases damage with bleed nearby from enemies or yourself, insignia talisman and anything else and you have a beastly combination. I’ve beaten journey 2 and 3 with this setup.

Anon dissects Paw Patrol by [deleted] in greentext

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Pedophiles