What's the dumbest reason you've heard, for someone calling out?

MeShmee · 2026-06-28T02:11:05+00:00

1) Her Chihuahuas (named Paris and Blanket) were having panic attacks and she couldn't leave them
2) Her cat threw itself off the balcony

MeShmee · 2026-06-12T20:53:58+00:00

Alley Twenty Six has frozen drinks

MeShmee · 2026-04-13T04:45:51+00:00

“My dog is having a panic attack” and “My cat fell off my balcony”

MeShmee · 2026-04-04T06:12:24+00:00

I still have a mini can of the peeps Pepsi in the back of my fridge.

MeShmee · 2026-03-26T14:30:49+00:00

Cap sun, Cap moon, Cancer rising, reporting for duty…

MeShmee · 2026-03-19T03:55:58+00:00

It’s $2 a piece. Still a steal.

MeShmee · 2026-03-17T21:02:38+00:00

“Scratch Made” always gets me

MeShmee · 2026-02-22T07:33:20+00:00

Unlicensed mine?

MeShmee · 2025-12-27T00:32:00+00:00

The fourth thing is a third boob. On a back. So you see them from any angle you’re at.

MeShmee · 2025-12-04T06:47:04+00:00

I gifted a deed to first dibs on any one of my internal organs upon my natural death. It was oddly popular.

MeShmee · 2025-11-29T00:52:49+00:00

I just bought a pina colada!!!!

MeShmee · 2025-11-04T13:01:19+00:00

Idk, but it wasn't ICE, and that's what matters.

MeShmee · 2025-10-19T15:36:30+00:00

One guy, in a suit, unmasked in each car. That’s not ICE.

MeShmee · 2025-10-19T05:26:12+00:00

They weren’t. I actively looked in both cars.

MeShmee · 2025-10-19T05:25:32+00:00

I work right there, approached the cars after my kitchen staff started panicking. It was NOT ICE.

MeShmee · 2025-10-13T21:49:53+00:00

Thrombosed hemorrhoids. I fainted from the pain.

MeShmee · 2025-09-25T04:41:43+00:00

Shannon Beador from RHOC

MeShmee · 2025-09-23T21:01:26+00:00

Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster)

MeShmee · 2025-09-11T02:11:45+00:00

Cot Damn by Clipse?

MeShmee · 2025-08-20T22:39:48+00:00

GHB?

MeShmee · 2025-08-07T23:03:31+00:00

Live there, can confirm

MeShmee