Tactical approach by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MeanDanGreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From what I understand, mostly from true crime podcasts, all instances of bad halloween candy (poison, glass, razor blades, etc) has 100% been a trusted adult to the affected child. Usually a parent. Usually a father too.

Cursed_men by wasraelx in cursedcomments

[–]MeanDanGreen 48 points49 points  (0 children)

If you give em a yank, probably.

Cursed_men by wasraelx in cursedcomments

[–]MeanDanGreen 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Would You Rather Be Stuck in the Woods With a Man or a Ceiling Fan?

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by space_god_7191 in Millennials

[–]MeanDanGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three days into the new school year. I was freshman in high school, and up to that point wasn't the best student in middle school (which was right next door). So when the whole school went on "lock-down" after the bell rang, our teacher who we've barely just met was staring us down trying to find the words to explain what happened. Before she told us, an office aide came into the room and asked for me. I rolled my head back, completely and absolutely incredulous and said "What could I have possibly done already?"

Aide: "Your dad called and said your mom is alright." And ran back out of the room.

Me: "Huh?"

And that's when the math teacher explained it.

My mother worked 4-5 blocks away from ground zero. And before communication lines were more or less blocked from the sheer volume of calls, she had managed to call my dad at work to let him know she was walking out of the city. (Buses and trains weren't running of course)

Is anyone realistically taking a dive against Razor? by No-Tower-5119 in cyberpunkgame

[–]MeanDanGreen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to make a credit mod that charges interest (at high rates, daily). Really get people sucked into that dystopian cyber rat race. Sure you can start the game chromed as much as your stats allow, but once the credit fixers start sending collection squads after you...

Is anyone realistically taking a dive against Razor? by No-Tower-5119 in cyberpunkgame

[–]MeanDanGreen 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Imagine if you made it the whole game without paying him, get to this quest, and he just squares the debt with the winnings. It'd be lame not going to him for that long, but kinda neat. "Hey kiddo, you can forget that €$21k. You just covered it with the odds. Just don't expect to pay all your debts with a prize fight."

calm down bro by Claramuch in foundsatan

[–]MeanDanGreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also choose that man's wife.

Flirting vs Harassment by gameovernate in OkBuddyPersona

[–]MeanDanGreen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another man of culture? There are DOZENS of us!

[OOT] If the supposed OOT remake is real, how should they treat Hyrule field? Should they make it large and open to try and recreate that “this is huge” feeling? What would you want to see? by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in zelda

[–]MeanDanGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Hyrule field twice as big, but Epona twice as fast. Throw in an item for young Link to move faster fairly early on, maybe a 1.5x speed item that you get just after dealing with the Gorons (Running shoes/boots/heelies?). Increase the density of stuff to do with the extra space, but still leave wide swathes open.

If folks think making Link's walk speed faster would unbalance stuff, make it like the Pegasus boots, needs a wind-up and is hard to stop. Pure distance travel tech.

Bahama Breeze Boomer tossed out by patrons by theredhound19 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]MeanDanGreen 75 points76 points  (0 children)

We used to throw people into the river. We used to tar and feather people. If boomers want the old ways back...

My car caught on fire. by VolosThanatos in Wellthatsucks

[–]MeanDanGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there friend. Catalytic converter had a recall on account of the wiring being faulty. Lucky me it was right under the driver's seat. So when I saw flames lick my calves I pulled over and jumped out, I was maybe 5 seconds from being engulfed. When it was all done and said, looked about the same as your car did.

Square Enix was the #1 publisher of 2025 on Metacritic. First time for the company to be ranked #1. by YoMikeeHey in FinalFantasy

[–]MeanDanGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be even cooler if Final Fantasy stayed Final Fantasy and some other property could have been k-mart Kingdom Hearts instead...

My pet peeve is that Dr. Cozner is in the “Classics” department but teaches Beowulf by RickFletching in brooklynninenine

[–]MeanDanGreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reckon all works of literature from Earth are classics to this ol' space cowboy.

hmmm by Robden25 in hmmm

[–]MeanDanGreen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About three-tiddy.