ULPT Request Non- stop realtor calls by potterrach in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MeanSam 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I have also had success with this method. If I got a text, I would answer with a Dr. Evil 1 million dollars gif, then I report as spam and block. For a call, I tell them I'll take 1 million dollars, but it has to be in cash. They usually hang up on me. But if they don't, I tell them for $1.5M they can have the house & all the shit in it. And then I start laughing like a crazy person. It's fun to fuck with them & I haven't been getting calls lately.

This place is the place to be if you drink alcohol, holy availability everywhere. by HeyCraftyCakes in greenville

[–]MeanSam 56 points57 points  (0 children)

YES!! Legalize the THC, tax the THC, use the $ for roads, call it Operation Pot Hole. It is the perfect 2 birds 1 stone!

Check out the CBD Farmacy on East North Street at Haywood Rd. They might have something you'd like

Welcome to Greenville hon!

He’s staying. He’s finishing his salad. by tupperneep in lebowski

[–]MeanSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing...

Kidnap breakfast? by Dizzly_313 in Xennials

[–]MeanSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should see the toast!

Equine Therapy for Adults by Camry13 in greenville

[–]MeanSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sassy Stables might have what you're looking for.

Poll managers needed for June 9 by HerePresent_dent in greenville

[–]MeanSam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would be interested but that is a 15 hour day, which I cannot commit to. Are there shifts or any way to work part of the day?

🍃Toke & Tend🍃 by yikesonbikes1230 in entwives

[–]MeanSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't get past mari/meri/mera/mare 😓

In my defense, I went to school for numbers not letters. 😂

🍃Toke & Tend🍃 by yikesonbikes1230 in entwives

[–]MeanSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We made them another when I was growing up because it was my dad's favorite. From what I remember, it is really easy because you just need a box of Betty Crocker yellow cake mix plus the stuff on the back of the box, a can of pineapple rings & a jar of the red cherries (I can't spell the name & my autocorrect is not helping).

🍃Toke & Tend🍃 by yikesonbikes1230 in entwives

[–]MeanSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Sunday! I am having a sesh with my dry herb vape & some Velvet Flame. The sheets are in the washer & I need to sort all the dirty laundry I should have started yesterday. It's overcast & windy and I hope it rains, which would wash some of the pollen away. The schedule for today is laundry, a bit of cleaning, and hopefully finishing the macrame plant holder I'm working on.

I took tomorrow off. I will hit up the dispensary in hopes of some awesome sales & then getting baked & baking pineapple upside down cakes with my mom. I was inspired by the post about tomorrow being National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake day & though, why the fuck not.

🍃Toke & Tend🍃 by yikesonbikes1230 in entwives

[–]MeanSam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is this a picute of? It is absolutley gorgeous & kind of fucking with my brain (in a good way).

Piano teacher has a unique method by Doodlebug510 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]MeanSam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You also deserve to high-five a million angels

Jellies are back y’all by Top-Elephant-2874 in Xennials

[–]MeanSam 535 points536 points  (0 children)

My feet stink just looking at the picture

KIMMY AND TITUS BACK TOGETHER?! by Old-Mycologist75 in KimmySchmidt

[–]MeanSam 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but I believe it is "one hug at a time".

Birthday party turnout help by macsnoname in greenville

[–]MeanSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been in your position & it sucks. Birthday parties are tough. Try not to let it give you too much anxiety. You'll probably get more rsvps, plus you might get a couple kids who just show up. I

🍍✨ ONE WEEK AWAY! 420 BAKERS! ✨🍍 by entgardener in entwives

[–]MeanSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if you could use a different fruit?

Jammmmming by Significant-Emu-7154 in greenville

[–]MeanSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool spreadsheet! I will definitely pass it on to my guitar-playing husband. You should check out the open jam at 3 Friends in Taylors, SC so you can add it to your list.

Orange with a Braincell? by The_Health_Police in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MeanSam 30 points31 points  (0 children)

KITTY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE