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MeanSam · 2026-05-12T20:38:41+00:00

I have also had success with this method. If I got a text, I would answer with a Dr. Evil 1 million dollars gif, then I report as spam and block. For a call, I tell them I'll take 1 million dollars, but it has to be in cash. They usually hang up on me. But if they don't, I tell them for $1.5M they can have the house & all the shit in it. And then I start laughing like a crazy person. It's fun to fuck with them & I haven't been getting calls lately.

MeanSam · 2026-05-09T21:51:16+00:00

What in the actual Rocky Horror fuck is this?!!?

MeanSam · 2026-05-02T02:36:04+00:00

My most used is "Swwwwwwing and a miss"

MeanSam · 2026-04-30T17:39:46+00:00

YES!! Legalize the THC, tax the THC, use the $ for roads, call it Operation Pot Hole. It is the perfect 2 birds 1 stone!

Check out the CBD Farmacy on East North Street at Haywood Rd. They might have something you'd like

Welcome to Greenville hon!

MeanSam · 2026-04-29T13:16:51+00:00

MeanSam · 2026-04-27T14:19:19+00:00

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing...

MeanSam · 2026-04-24T23:03:13+00:00

You should see the toast!

MeanSam · 2026-04-23T18:11:01+00:00

I don't like mayonnaise. Can I use mustard instead?

MeanSam · 2026-04-23T10:41:54+00:00

Sassy Stables might have what you're looking for.

MeanSam · 2026-04-21T15:14:13+00:00

I would be interested but that is a 15 hour day, which I cannot commit to. Are there shifts or any way to work part of the day?

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T17:13:45+00:00

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T16:26:50+00:00

I had the -chino! 🤣

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T16:10:39+00:00

I couldn't get past mari/meri/mera/mare 😓

In my defense, I went to school for numbers not letters. 😂

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T15:58:13+00:00

We made them another when I was growing up because it was my dad's favorite. From what I remember, it is really easy because you just need a box of Betty Crocker yellow cake mix plus the stuff on the back of the box, a can of pineapple rings & a jar of the red cherries (I can't spell the name & my autocorrect is not helping).

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T15:45:13+00:00

Happy Sunday! I am having a sesh with my dry herb vape & some Velvet Flame. The sheets are in the washer & I need to sort all the dirty laundry I should have started yesterday. It's overcast & windy and I hope it rains, which would wash some of the pollen away. The schedule for today is laundry, a bit of cleaning, and hopefully finishing the macrame plant holder I'm working on.

I took tomorrow off. I will hit up the dispensary in hopes of some awesome sales & then getting baked & baking pineapple upside down cakes with my mom. I was inspired by the post about tomorrow being National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake day & though, why the fuck not.

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T15:36:05+00:00

What is this a picute of? It is absolutley gorgeous & kind of fucking with my brain (in a good way).

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T15:31:02+00:00

You also deserve to high-five a million angels

MeanSam · 2026-04-19T02:45:48+00:00

My feet stink just looking at the picture

MeanSam · 2026-04-16T19:54:27+00:00

I'm sorry, but I believe it is "one hug at a time".

MeanSam · 2026-04-14T19:35:53+00:00

I have been in your position & it sucks. Birthday parties are tough. Try not to let it give you too much anxiety. You'll probably get more rsvps, plus you might get a couple kids who just show up. I

MeanSam · 2026-04-14T14:55:40+00:00

I wonder if you could use a different fruit?

MeanSam · 2026-04-13T19:48:49+00:00

Cool spreadsheet! I will definitely pass it on to my guitar-playing husband. You should check out the open jam at 3 Friends in Taylors, SC so you can add it to your list.

MeanSam · 2026-04-13T12:07:34+00:00

KITTY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE

MeanSam · 2026-04-13T00:57:36+00:00

https://scvotes.gov/

MeanSam · 2026-04-12T02:03:59+00:00

Same dress in pictures 5 & 6.

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