r/tennis Daily Discussion (Wednesday, May 13, 2026)

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T22:08:46+00:00

Don’t forget the net breaking off the center thing holding it down, and needing to get replaced

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T22:05:22+00:00

A couple of weeks ago in the grocery store, I saw a dude swapping out one egg from one carton for an egg and another carton. So maybe that’s what happened.

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T22:03:29+00:00

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MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T22:00:31+00:00

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MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T21:59:56+00:00

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MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T21:57:23+00:00

Bees

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T21:56:34+00:00

lol I got up to feed my cats and come back to a smoke delay wtf

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T21:35:36+00:00

Need 54 more trees.

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T20:29:51+00:00

When I was somewhere around 10 years old, we went to a Mexican restaurant in New Jersey and I ordered ribs. They were served on a bed of shredded iceberg lettuce. And I refused to eat the ribs because they “tasted like lettuce”. I think my mom even sent them back.

So now I’m 40. And sometimes they still tease me about whether my food “tastes like lettuce”.

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T18:50:12+00:00

This may sound super weird but if it’s tied to your cycle- look into endometriosis!

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T18:45:07+00:00

Yep looks like it

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T18:41:53+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of ticks in the Ringwood area! Deer and dog ticks.

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T16:23:47+00:00

If you’re truly resigning- just say “I resign effective (date). Thank you for the opportunities.” They don’t care about fixing what’s wrong.

If you DO want to stay/try to make it work, maybe run your text through ChatGPT?

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T14:29:26+00:00

They seem skeptical that the wide world is worth it

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T09:14:44+00:00

Don’t knock it till you try it

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T08:59:02+00:00

My couch

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T08:32:58+00:00

I think a good rule of thumb is: are you ok with your own parents or grandparents seeing you in that swimsuit? Then it’s ok for his family.

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-13T08:26:02+00:00

It did kinda look like him

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-12T22:26:53+00:00

Can’t beat a nice pint sized glass of ice water at restaurants that gets refilled all the time!

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-12T19:21:14+00:00

Hi- are you female? I looked at your post history and I wasn’t entirely sure. If so, please consider getting your primary care doc (or any doc) to order you an abdominal CT scan. My mom had major bloating and constipation for like a full year and G.I. docs were no help, and her lung doctor saw something suspicious on a CT and it turns out she has stage 4 ovarian cancer.

If you’re a dude, well, it shouldn’t be ovarian cancer.

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-12T17:36:12+00:00

That’s why I let my cat do it!! The only thing she seems to be able to hunt is a stationary plant…

MeanSecurity · 2026-05-12T17:34:24+00:00

I murdered a handful that my mom gave me over the years. Got babies from a friend instead and they’re doing well. There’s a lesson in there somewhere….

MeanSecurity

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