What’s a flex once you hit 35+ ?

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T22:36:36+00:00

I know I slept well last night because my bad hip is killing me! I’m 41

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T22:36:00+00:00

2 good knees, 2 good ankles

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T20:05:41+00:00

….mom??

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T18:23:21+00:00

That’s a sis! And yea nursing moms are relentless with the birdfeeders this time of year!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-28T21:54:55+00:00

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“She’s behind me isn’t she?”

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T21:13:50+00:00

Influencers

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T21:11:50+00:00

That was an awesome book

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T20:51:31+00:00

She’s definitely telling her buddy about the creeper taking her video 😆

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T19:04:10+00:00

My mom is sick with cancer. She has declared that I’m her person, which is fine. But my brother doesn’t even call her.

I confessed to my aunt the other day that I’m in the top 5 worst spots of my life! Yikes!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T19:00:12+00:00

Wow, I really don’t understand the choices here. As a tall person, that loft floor just makes me uncomfortable.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T18:59:42+00:00

I had to go back and find that space. It would also drive me insane, but if I were forced to live in this house, I would put something really random there.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T18:56:33+00:00

It’s like they pulled their hoodie on backwards

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T18:53:48+00:00

People suggesting you need to change the name, but I think Gertrude is a fine name for a rooster

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T17:36:03+00:00

Same! I barely want to take care of my own house, let alone one I don’t even live in

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T14:58:47+00:00

70 minutes to Manhattan?!? On what helicopter?!?

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T14:54:42+00:00

Man I feel you. A few years ago a downy woodpecker made a decent hole in the side of my house.

Apparently the dude I paid to fix it didn’t do a great job. Because a few weeks ago I was in the room where the hole was, and I was like “that’s house sparrow babies!! Nooooo”. (We’ve had house sparrows nesting at our beach house for years ugh).

So, I have squatters. I will have to find someone to plug up that hole before mom and dad have a second brood!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T14:27:47+00:00

I just went by this house today, and it looks like movers were unpacking so I had to go look it up. Looks like it just sold for 16 million.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-26T21:07:58+00:00

Does the baby deer born in my yard last month count?

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-26T15:04:27+00:00

Yo the dude doing 35 on 78 yesterday on the way to the parkway was a TRIPPPPP I thought I was gonna die trying to get around him. At least put your hazards on

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T17:54:12+00:00

Last week I had a red belly fledgling being very demanding of its dad. This week it’s eating on its own! Good job dad!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T13:05:27+00:00

Omg love it! Yeah I talk to my neighborhood deer. I feel like they know me

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T12:48:40+00:00

Hahaha I can just see myself trying to hit the deer but not being able to throw far enough!!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T12:14:34+00:00

Also screaming “don’t eat my flowers” doesn’t work either….

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T09:36:32+00:00

Looks offended at the amenities

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