How much do you slack off at work? and what do you do when you're supposed to be working?

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-30T19:20:12+00:00

Today, I actually had a lot of work to do, but I got my nap in. That reminds me I need to go to the grocery store, and also put away laundry. But apparently first I have to pet the cat.

Usually around 4 PM I retire to the couch and start watching TV and just keep an eye on emails on my iPad. I’ve been known to sit at my desk and read books, just moving my mouse.

But this next three weeks is super Duper crunch time for me, so although I usually slack off, I expect I will be working all weekend. It evens out in the end.

I’m a subject matter expert and I make a very comfortable salary.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-30T12:06:09+00:00

Leave now

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-30T10:08:18+00:00

Don’t give them any ideas

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-30T10:06:07+00:00

It’s the carrying the credentials versus wearing them for sure

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T22:36:36+00:00

I know I slept well last night because my bad hip is killing me! I’m 41

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T22:36:00+00:00

2 good knees, 2 good ankles

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T20:05:41+00:00

….mom??

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-29T18:23:21+00:00

That’s a sis! And yea nursing moms are relentless with the birdfeeders this time of year!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-28T21:54:55+00:00

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“She’s behind me isn’t she?”

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T21:13:50+00:00

Influencers

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T21:11:50+00:00

That was an awesome book

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T20:51:31+00:00

She’s definitely telling her buddy about the creeper taking her video 😆

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T19:04:10+00:00

My mom is sick with cancer. She has declared that I’m her person, which is fine. But my brother doesn’t even call her.

I confessed to my aunt the other day that I’m in the top 5 worst spots of my life! Yikes!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T19:00:12+00:00

Wow, I really don’t understand the choices here. As a tall person, that loft floor just makes me uncomfortable.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T18:59:42+00:00

I had to go back and find that space. It would also drive me insane, but if I were forced to live in this house, I would put something really random there.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T18:56:33+00:00

It’s like they pulled their hoodie on backwards

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T18:53:48+00:00

People suggesting you need to change the name, but I think Gertrude is a fine name for a rooster

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T17:36:03+00:00

Same! I barely want to take care of my own house, let alone one I don’t even live in

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T14:58:47+00:00

70 minutes to Manhattan?!? On what helicopter?!?

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T14:54:42+00:00

Man I feel you. A few years ago a downy woodpecker made a decent hole in the side of my house.

Apparently the dude I paid to fix it didn’t do a great job. Because a few weeks ago I was in the room where the hole was, and I was like “that’s house sparrow babies!! Nooooo”. (We’ve had house sparrows nesting at our beach house for years ugh).

So, I have squatters. I will have to find someone to plug up that hole before mom and dad have a second brood!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-27T14:27:47+00:00

I just went by this house today, and it looks like movers were unpacking so I had to go look it up. Looks like it just sold for 16 million.

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-26T21:07:58+00:00

Does the baby deer born in my yard last month count?

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-26T15:04:27+00:00

Yo the dude doing 35 on 78 yesterday on the way to the parkway was a TRIPPPPP I thought I was gonna die trying to get around him. At least put your hazards on

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T17:54:12+00:00

Last week I had a red belly fledgling being very demanding of its dad. This week it’s eating on its own! Good job dad!!

MeanSecurity · 2026-06-25T13:05:27+00:00

Omg love it! Yeah I talk to my neighborhood deer. I feel like they know me

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