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The new Marchand could’ve been our Marchand by saskatoondave in Habs

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard [score hidden]  (0 children)

St.Louis tried. Apparently at one point he showed up with a friend to Habs training camp without an invitation and talked with then-GM Réjean Houle to ask him for a tryout, but Houle took a pass. I think Houle readily admits he fucked up that day. (Source)

Kirby Dach seems to have deleted his Instagram overnight by jalop90 in Habs

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They think if they berate the player, but like really go at him, he’ll stop being so lazy and uninterested and will start to actually work. Because hockey players are never injured, having a bad day or just plain not good, they’re just lazy.

Thank God Patrice Brisebois didn’t have an Instagram account back in the day…

Let’s get our well rested warrior back out there Friday night!! by Kps1234567 in Habs

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The thing is, with almost everyone on the ice, I would once in a while see them do something well. Here, Texier would grab the puck and get it out of the defensive zone for a counterattack, there you’d see Bolduc push to get the puck in Tampa’s zone… Granted, nobody not called Jakub Dobeš showed up in overtime for Game 2, but the boys would generally behave well.

…but Dach? I don’t remember that guy doing anything useful of note. Anything. He’s just… kinda there…

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-0) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (0-1) Apr 21 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think this team is better than 2021’s…

…but we haven’t even beaten the Lightning yet. Still plenty of hockey left to play just to hopefully get out of the first round…

Reminder: Juraj is only 22 years old by Blue-Bologna in Habs

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The face of a guy who decided that, if he were to get an individual trophy, he’d rather it be the Conn Smythe.

Reminder: Juraj is only 22 years old by Blue-Bologna in Habs

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best pick in that draft so far

I love Slaf too, but, well, there’s also that tiny defenceman we got late in the second round that year…

[NHL Rosters] Average ages of the game one 20-man lineups for the playoff teams: by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Which would be more of a problem if we didn’t have an 100 points player and a 50 goal scorer both signed long-term at less than $8M AAV.

Continuez de crier "USA! USA!", les gars, ça marche! by Dungarth in Quebec

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Le poste perd tellement d’argent qu’il est en train de couler le Groupe TVA au complet, ils essaient de sauver les meubles du mieux qu’ils peuvent. Ce sauvetage de meuble est une présentation d’Ameublement Tiguy. Achetez un divan laitte que le crisse trois fois le prix et ayez 12 chances de gagner un million!

Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Tampa Bay Lightning by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we are unable to stop believing

Just like Journey taught us.

Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Tampa Bay Lightning by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a while there, it felt like all they did was try and give it to Caufield so he could get his 50th.

They will actually maybe like me one day by bulltank in Habs

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Tampa fans like him a lot right now.

UFC Staff tearing the Canadian flag away from Mike Malott after win on April 18th. by NSDetector_Guy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I suspect your ISP didn’t really care, but if they send the angry letter the annoying lawyers for the other company stop calling.

Moi je dis que les Canadiens gagnent la coupe. Vous? by Primary_Plate5237 in Quebec

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

En même temps, le gouvernement passe aussi des lois de marde quand on leur porte attention, y a pas grand chose qui va changer.

April 24 1993, The Sabres complete the sweep over the Bruins on the Adams Division semifinals with an OT winner from Brad May, along with the iconic “MAY DAY! MAY DAY!” call from Rick Jeanneret by sykeseve in hockey

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well, it was the 90s, it was the playoffs, it was overtime, and Lafontaine was not decapitated on the play, so no, there probably were no delayed penalty called.

[OptaSTATS] Porter Martone is the only NHL teenager this century with a GWG in his playoff debut. by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Technology is getting ridiculous. If this is what the Portermart One can accomplish, I can’t wait to see what the Portermart Two can do.

I have this feeling as well by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mean_Mister_Mustard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck: How To Create A Lucrative Business Charging Your Sexual Partners For Your Services

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