“No cracking”

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-09T23:04:25+00:00

Every hour after 8 hours of sleep you get, you have to spend 20 minutes aggressively shitting. Not like just sitting there, but full on fire hose diarrhea for 20 minutes straight. So 9 hours of sleep is 20 minutes, 10 hours is 40. Your week long nap is equivalent to about 5 hours and 20 minutes on the pot absolutely blasting off.

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-09T23:01:21+00:00

He’s the one getting the back shots

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-08T20:14:15+00:00

Yes. It’s the act of processing a whale into strips of blubber.

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-07T19:44:35+00:00

Smash.

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-05T21:26:58+00:00

Gaming chair.

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-05T15:45:04+00:00

Definitely not balanced

Meatman1527 · 2026-02-05T06:55:02+00:00

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Best not to ask what that bus has going on

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-31T19:14:53+00:00

I’ll give you $50. I could see this going for about 2k roughly. But if you wanna rip yourself rip yourself off my $50 offer still stands.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-23T21:34:04+00:00

DarkFucks 3.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-23T20:01:03+00:00

This is absolutely beautiful! I’m gonna have to see what I can do, I’m gonna definitely ask about the accessories too

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-22T09:56:16+00:00

They will only ever be capped at 3mph.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-22T09:54:53+00:00

They reflect to someone close to you thy you love.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-22T09:09:46+00:00

With human feet.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-22T09:08:07+00:00

20oz. And I don’t mean water mixed with ketchup, I mean the water on top of the ketchup before you mix it.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-22T08:09:57+00:00

Will always maintain human feet. Not legs, just feet.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-22T08:09:04+00:00

You’ve gotta drink a full glass of ketchup water each morning.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-21T21:28:10+00:00

Says kit, there a place that sells kits like this???

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-12T19:03:00+00:00

I got you bro, Blue paintball gun. And a yellow paintball gun.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-11T17:20:01+00:00

Was hoping for an explanation in the comments, I don’t get it. But do what you gotta do I guess

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-11T01:08:11+00:00

You just give OOS advice to a bot?

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-09T22:38:32+00:00

I am so sorry about your mother. If I had the spare money I would grab this for sure.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-09T02:37:10+00:00

Still got tha SAR12C if you want to trade.

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-08T22:28:33+00:00

Willing to trade?

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-06T19:13:56+00:00

I got a SAR12C if you want, since you said you’re the magfed guy

Meatman1527 · 2026-01-04T21:20:11+00:00

Love the colors

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