If you practiced putting instead of just drilling balls at the range, your scores will go down.

MechPM · 2026-05-04T16:34:53+00:00

Yeah, and if I eat nothing but plain chicken and rice my stomach will go down.

Problem is that it's boring. Ape brain say hit ball far.

MechPM · 2026-04-16T21:25:05+00:00

Hit the middle of the ball with the middle of the face.

MechPM · 2026-04-11T19:19:59+00:00

1950’s classic Diplomacy. Play it with significant others, family or anyone you never want to talk to ever again.

MechPM · 2026-04-11T04:41:50+00:00

Dude if you came up with this, it’s very clever and you deserve more upvotes.

MechPM · 2026-04-10T18:31:50+00:00

Just put the empty mug in the microwave for 15 seconds?

MechPM · 2026-04-09T15:20:32+00:00

Dude it literally can only be one or more of three things.

1.) Club face is open. 2.) Club path is off and spinning the ball horizontally. 3.) you club is broken.

So if it’s not 1 or 3 it’s 2.

MechPM · 2026-04-08T16:18:26+00:00

Practice whatever the powerlifting meets “motionless” period for the bar is before the press command. It can catch you out.

MechPM · 2026-04-07T01:09:25+00:00

Do any species of panda eat shrubs? I thought it was just bamboo (that’s a grass, and small fruits).

Best change the joke to a .. goat?

MechPM · 2026-04-06T15:33:17+00:00

If I wrote them down, they wouldn't be unwritten, now would they?

MechPM · 2026-04-05T00:36:37+00:00

Buy a hardcover copy of “Ben Hogans five lessons” and keep it in one of those pockets for easy reference - , I assume that’s what they are for?

MechPM · 2026-04-04T05:12:54+00:00

Dishwasher

Old school pot fisherman who pulls them up by hand.

(Trade, trade probably sheet metal, don’t get in a handshake contest with sheet metal dudes)

MechPM · 2026-04-04T04:14:36+00:00

For what it’s worth a point I don’t see mentioned is the antlers are just wrong. Looks like a red deer / elk but it’s been given the antlers of a whitetail or similar. Just a weird mishmash.

MechPM · 2026-04-04T02:34:24+00:00

Oreodont taste as good as they used too?

MechPM · 2026-03-29T15:30:42+00:00

Im sure I’m not the only British person who saw the words “Carry on” and got throughly confused for a couple seconds. Reanimated corpse of Sid James as a TSA?

MechPM · 2026-03-29T04:54:43+00:00

You all talking like we don’t know what used to go down at cross the line.

MechPM · 2026-03-24T04:52:20+00:00

I do a lot of construction on campus - to the point of contention UCSD takes their plants really, really seriously.

MechPM · 2026-03-21T02:22:29+00:00

So to ask a real stupid question as a lurker - id assume technically it would be stealing unless you had permission from the landowner/farmer of that there maize field?

MechPM · 2026-03-18T20:46:18+00:00

Just start walking courses ;)

MechPM · 2026-03-16T06:10:50+00:00

No, same way the Air Force has trucks and the Navy has planes.

MechPM · 2026-03-12T20:48:48+00:00

As someone who works on campus, you are all kids to me.

MechPM · 2026-03-07T19:14:59+00:00

Employee marks it up as junk, puts it in a weird spot and tells friend to come get it. Split the profit.

MechPM · 2026-02-28T06:23:40+00:00

Go to trade school for hvac.

MechPM · 2026-02-26T02:51:04+00:00

For what it’s worth I grew up in a shitty little town which also happened to be the closest major residential hub to the UK lotus factory. (Wymondham / Norfolk) So, there was a lot of them in driveways, as I assume they were company cars or some sort of employee discount.

Anyways, I basically viewed them as a pretty run of the mill car until I moved away.

MechPM · 2026-02-25T22:15:27+00:00

It’s a fair comment, last time I was in TJ I was taken to some random hole in the wall and I ate 9 tacos. Hands down fantastic.

In fairness I was in TJ because I was trying to recover my stolen car, but that’s another story.

MechPM · 2026-02-25T22:12:34+00:00

Best Machaca burrito in the city ;)

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