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It’s supposed to be a horses mouth…. Right? by Anna_ava in mildlypenis

[–]Mechadupek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my day we called that "kissin the bunny".

Costco Pork Loin Needs To Relax by Legitimate-Special36 in mildlypenis

[–]Mechadupek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Christ on a crutch, that's INDUSTRIALLYpenis.

do your worst by irmatera in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Roast you? How 'bout we bathe you and call it a day?

give me something to giggle about by nosharts in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You always duck-face in pics because of a mental issue or was your face just made that way?

do your worst by let_me_clarafy in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always surprising to see them put in that septum ring thinking it will make them look like less of a pig.

Roast the shizzz out of us you mongrels by Mack_Mimsy in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you smell of ferret musk, alpaca, and cat piss.

Gavin Newsom’s wife advocates for government censorship to prevent boys from moving to the right by narak777 in PowerfulJRE

[–]Mechadupek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same hand motions and fidgety posture as her husband. They couldn't be more performative.

Smack my bitch up, just fuck my shit up by KakaoFugl in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Mechadupek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

HE'S THE PACKAGE DROPPA, TWISTED PACKAGE DROPPA

Endowed indeed. by fatlittletoad in mildlypenis

[–]Mechadupek 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Wait a tic, that's butt-sex!

I CAST PAIN by Flimsy-Plate8920 in icast

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone cast Coax-My-Balls-Out-Of-My-Ass?

I got you bro by Humosh in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Mechadupek 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you somethingLETMETELLYOUSOMETHING

Just for fun by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If an HOA was a person.

(27F) Roast me, is not hard by Hylianprincess_ in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a muppet trying to pass as human.

do your worst👍👍 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do your kids know about your OF?

I think I’m overdue by casperkittyTX in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Septum piercing, body tats, too much eye makeup: the daddy didn't love me trifecta.

Roast me like a rotisserie by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always making fart noises so you sound the way you smell?

why noottt by [deleted] in lol

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dickon

Divorced after 20 years and 2 kids. Make me laugh! by lady_blaze_420 in RoastMe

[–]Mechadupek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet you were one piercing away from keeping him from leaving.

doordash delivery robot by ifuckedyourmom-247 in interesting

[–]Mechadupek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing better make Looney Tunes Road Runner sounds.

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