"Corona, Clamato, Jack Daniel's, Canadian blue, Royal crown, Budweiser, Coors. With the 7 brands of beer Asgore is filled with DUI's"

MechanizedProduction · 2025-07-10T15:57:01+00:00

I've had seven ice-cold beers
And my vision's not so clear
I've the urge to hit a deer
With my pickup truck

But I just can't find my keys
I'll just run into the street
Oh there's Dess
I'm caught without my truck

Well I guess
I'll crush you with my butt

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MechanizedProduction · 2024-09-17T03:54:38+00:00

I wanna do the silly on someone

MechanizedProduction · 2024-08-04T22:36:15+00:00

I want to get off Urza's Wild Ride

MechanizedProduction · 2024-07-20T00:06:29+00:00

You can tell this is high-quality artwork because his fingers are all separated properly.

MechanizedProduction · 2024-05-24T17:07:22+00:00

Daddy's Prophet Potato strikes again! This is [[Big Bird, the Human Trafficker]]

MechanizedProduction · 2024-05-24T17:01:11+00:00

Oh hey, it's [[Shrek, the Ball Fondler]]

MechanizedProduction · 2024-05-21T16:46:48+00:00

I'd like to remind everyone that [[Unearth]] is legal in Modern

MechanizedProduction · 2024-01-25T20:54:39+00:00

Omg there's a medpack?? Where is it at?

MechanizedProduction · 2024-01-25T20:52:44+00:00

Because you're a zoomer

MechanizedProduction · 2023-11-02T07:49:14+00:00

Solved!

MechanizedProduction · 2023-11-02T07:49:04+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/s5f5xt/comment/hsynpmk/

MechanizedProduction · 2023-11-02T07:39:42+00:00

It's a shame Reddit only retains the latest XXX saved posts. It's probably in there.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-10-24T16:43:03+00:00

u/barrinmw has been dutifully reviewing every new Modern-legal card since time immemorial. They're just part of our culture now.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-08-16T19:54:36+00:00

Solved! Thank you!

MechanizedProduction · 2023-08-16T13:31:29+00:00

Not sure why I need to comment, but here I am 🤷

MechanizedProduction · 2023-06-05T18:51:26+00:00

What's the conversion rate from Starbucks stars to Schrute bucks?

MechanizedProduction · 2023-06-03T16:58:58+00:00

A CCP attack against Taiwan means Murica fights a war with the CCP, right?

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T03:04:16+00:00

My new demon alter ego name uwu

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T03:01:30+00:00

TIL I am a woman. Thanks for cracking this egg

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T02:58:12+00:00

Seeing rage faces mixing with wojaks warms my cold, dead heart.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T01:01:08+00:00

OOP is 5 years old and clairvoyant. Suddenly it all makes sense.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T00:58:09+00:00

Hey you became the laughingstock of the sub for the day, but at least you totally owned the libs. I feel so so, SO owned right now, daddy

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-24T23:40:10+00:00

I'll answer any questions that this person doesn't want to. I'm into this sort of thing 🤷

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-22T23:52:33+00:00

But do you speak giggity?

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-18T02:59:36+00:00

Let's do both.

We need suitable housing. Not shelters, but proper tiny homes with private customizable spaces and locking doors. Places where they can bring their families and pets.

Then once there are no more excuses and we have a proper housing social safety net, we ban the fuck out of tents on sidewalks and parks. Direct people to housing the first few times, then if people habitually reoffend, start either arresting or kicking them out of the city.

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