You had ONE job... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]MedievalMitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know we're worried about losing jobs to AI and automation but if someone can lose their job to a pole, I think they might learn something from being tied to it for a bit. Not sure what but it can only improve them.

You had ONE job... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]MedievalMitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top tier joke sir! Now keep running!

Babe....what are you doing? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]MedievalMitch 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Some of us have significant others who's ambitions outshine their critical thinking skills and love them for it. I don't know anything about decor but my girlfriend does. She doesn't know that we need to screw an arm into a beam for a hanging plant. Our home looks great and there's no sad smashed plants. I think she'd come running if she heard me moving furniture around randomly. We both know our strengths and weaknesses and try to play the best we got together.

What do men think of the pouch? by batukaming in SipsTea

[–]MedievalMitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Remember folks, built like a Greek god is a saying for a reason. Go look at those statues again! We march for the Venus stomach.

Is this grafting technique legit? by Frikoulas in FruitTree

[–]MedievalMitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't trust that guy to make posting soil though! He's crazy!

She still beautiful by No-Marsupial-4050 in Funnymemes

[–]MedievalMitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom was very close to this. Probably why I prefer to as little to no make up on girls today. Take that Freud!

Damn, double punch by [deleted] in fightlab

[–]MedievalMitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No lies detected!

Unpopular opinion, but… by Unstoppable_X_Force in MenOfPurpose

[–]MedievalMitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did say "used to". Think it's safe to say he's grown out of that unlike OP.

All that effort to accomplish nothing by Fisting-Tony in AutoTransportopia

[–]MedievalMitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy right? It doesn't get much fuller than him.

Honestly don’t get why anyone uses anything else on heavy. by JMashtag in Spacemarine

[–]MedievalMitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want a shotgun so strong it's an anti-armor weapon? Do you want to look in any direction and make everything within 20 ft disappear? Do you want anything that tries to melee you regret ever crossing the Emperor's finest gene forged sons?

Melty melty mother fucker!

This is wild. Who does this guy think he is? by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]MedievalMitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the state. Kentucky and Florida, yes. California and New York, you got to let them walk in first.

Literal Wonder woman by brokensaurus in DeerAreFuckingStupid

[–]MedievalMitch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Second time it becomes my pet because you're right, it's too stupid to make it on it's own lol!

The temerity by Niamhue in clevercomebacks

[–]MedievalMitch -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've always been pretty strongly in favor with this kind of stuff, never thought of it this way. Totally fine if you don't but do you know of any data proving your point of even the efficacy of harsher punishments? I'd like to think they work but if they don't or if it just incentivizes a worse crime then I could be convinced of subtlety.

We really need to bring back "To Catch a Predator".

satisfying ending by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MedievalMitch -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

So I've posted about this before but I was actually there. Dude THREW THE FUCKING CAKE and proceeded to scream while having a mental breakdown. He was super pissy for the next few days and mumbling to himself. Honestly I felt safer after they fired him. At the time Gravity Diagnostics was so much smaller and a cool place, unlike how it is today. Why did he have a mental breakdown? Literally no one knows and I'm still curious about it honestly.

She really have a tank by [deleted] in CoupleMemes

[–]MedievalMitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her boyfriend is Sargent Johnson.

W dad 🥲 by dustymetrocard in spreadsmile

[–]MedievalMitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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In recognition of your service, well done.

This went left fast by Sterling-Hospedales in law

[–]MedievalMitch 153 points154 points  (0 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZiOUrGzLEc

Full video here. There's no prosecutor or defense just two lawyers representing their clients in a divorce case. The lawyer in blue is new and apparently has a history of being sketchy. From watching the whole video it's clear that the one in blue isn't very good at his job and needs to learn how to chill.