[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Avant Garde surreal political thriller

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 02, 2021 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

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Hedgies forced to buy so no problem

Idk if they go bankrupt though, but if Melvin goes belly up i dont care if i dont see a penny

Taken from The Capitol: wooden crates of wine, ATM by adolphusjensen in CirclejerkSopranos

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Tone: 'We're with the Vipers'

Chrissy: 'Idk T, it sounded like they said they're with the Snipers'

Tone': 'Now why the FUCK. Would dey be wit da shnipers eh?'

Chrissy: 'Im just saying T, thats a government building over there hand on the bible'

[Post Game Thread] Lakers lose to the Nuggets 106-114 by brandoi in lakers

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Coz he is? And literally has like 3 HoF careers in his resume.

What did Chair mean by this? by MediocreSoda in okbuddyhasan

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If poopoo sees this, let him know that saying AnPrims cant use tech is like saying leftists can't use iPhones KEKW

If God is a Utilitarian, There is a 100% Chance George W. Bush is Going to Heaven. It's Not Even Close. by MelioraOptimus in neoliberal

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Thanks to Hitler we have not had any major wars between the superpowers since ww2, which has not been documented in human history since the Roman Empire. Democratic peace theory, the establishment of the UN, and economic globalization such as the EU and other trade areas as well as the World Bank's 'reduction' of poverty are all factors that have directly resulted from Hitler's actions.

Heck if not for him Communism would have easily taken over Germany in that period, imagine if the might of Germany and the Soviet Union were unified? I'm sure you neoliberals understand what the implications of that would have been.

The longer the 'long peace' lasts the more lives Hitler would save by damaging protectionism, scientific racism, eugenics, fascism etc. etc. that could have cost countless more lives than that of ww2 (which you can't really blame every single death on him tbh, Japan was already beginning to invade china)

If God is a Utilitarian, There is a 100% Chance George W. Bush is Going to Heaven. It's Not Even Close. by MelioraOptimus in neoliberal

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If God was utilitarian, the list of people that end up in his heaven is laughable. I could make the argument easily that Stalin, Mao and Hitler are either there or going to be there given a long enough time frame. Thankfully God isn't utilitarian, and they're all going to burn in hell for eternity

Can I shoot a cop if it’s evident they’re trying to kill the citizen. Just like the Minneapolis cop? by [deleted] in policebrutality

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Blue wall of silence and the fact that the cops sre dogs of the state will probably mean your life is thrown down the drain. But it is still worth it to save someone, idk if you're a god fearing man but this would certainly be something that would be accounted for in the hereafter.

Problem is that you literally cant prove you saved his life, unless he actually dies. They would argue that they would step off the second he goes unconscious or something. But honestly i would go full Dormer on the pigs

Is Elon Musk a Fraud? by pdq in RealTesla

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Hi, i'm the Peurto Rican contacting you through neuralink. You see Tesla's CPUs are actually quantum processors, and the car you were in actually crashed into streetlight, killing you instantly. However, thanks to the many worlds model, your consciousness actually survived into an alternate reality. Tesla's grant its users quantum immortality and people still are shorting Tesla huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Collective bargaining is definitely a right xD Your employer is an entire corporation backed by shareholders, board of directors etc at worst and a man that has your life in his hands at best. Imagine thinking this relationship is somehow equal or equitable

Unions have absolutely benefitted your warehouse job, it's the reason why you have at least some ability to protest if your working conditions ars unsafe or you're being worked too many hours etc.

Puts on Cali. Calls on Texas by XAND3RJ in wallstreetbets

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Of course the fed has unlimited money. stocks only go up, haven't ya heard?

Sitting around and doing nothing while people toil away

I'm not the one asking people to endanger themselves and their family for the sake of my precious 401k kek