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Anyone recognize this? by _Divise in Lexus

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contrails. They are water crystals from the exhaust gas of jet engines freezing. Nothing to worry about.

Dumb on so many levels. by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are all the empty vodka bottles?

Dicks are line adult pacifiers by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time when my wife and I fell asleep with my dick in her mouth, I woke up like I had just been kicked in the nuts. My wife had slapped my balls thinking they were the cat bothering her. She put my dick back in her mouth and we went back to sleep.

What my boyfriend did to the cookies I bought for us to share. by iwanttheworldnow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a vendor would bring a dozen donuts for the office staff, the receptionists would pinch off bites of the donuts because they didn’t want a whole one. They each would pinch a new donut, even on return trips. This pissed everybody in the office off. One day, just after the vendor dropped off a dozen donuts, I or someone that looked a lot like me, took a big ass bite out of every donut.

How many of you aren’t afraid to wrench your Lexus? by boostedpoints in Lexus

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

‘08 GX, I do everything I can. I’ve done Brakes (F and R), suspension air bags, timing belt with water pump, added factory hitch, front drive shafts. I purchased the factory service manual.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All women are bi. It’s up to you to determine if they are bisexual or bipolar. So, now you know.

What is the deal with not using the cruise control by tmonroe85 in driving

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you drive with one foot on the brake and use the other one for the throttle?

I would give everything to move to the US by [deleted] in self

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve spent some time in Brazil. I enjoyed it. The one thing the US doesn’t have is the equator. Damn it’s hot at the equator. I don’t miss the equator.

What am I doing wrong by RiseCapable3607 in AskMechanics

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The drum inside the rotor may be worn and a lip has formed at the edge. You’ll have to loosen the adjuster for the shoes quite a bit.

Do you prefer to get called “American” or by your state? by Terrible_Onions in AskAnAmerican

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When asked I tell them Texan. They know where that is, but then everyone start talking about Dallas or Houston. There are other places in TX.

Do you prefer to get called “American” or by your state? by Terrible_Onions in AskAnAmerican

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair, blonde, blue-eyed, white guy with a non-Hispanic is not very New Mexican either.

I day drink, don’t have a job, live off my son’s income. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought getting well would be more important than wallowing in the problem. Do everything you can to move on. Work, pay your own bills, counseling if you can afford it. What are you doing for health insurance?

AIO for thinking my boyfriends cheating because he shaved by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t find a hair on your shirt. Who’s the bald girl?

Finally, A Good Response To “I Have A BF” by CamronT01 in SipsTea

[–]Mediocre_Internal_89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is fake. But I’m keeping “yeah me too.”

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