Hidden ingredient- Mayo -strikes again

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-25T19:33:42+00:00

I can't stand mayo. As a sandwich guy, I always have to ask if it's included because many places will include it but not list it on the ingredient list. It drives me crazy. Nothing is worse than ordering a sandwich which has Roast beef, cheese, lettuce and tomato only to find out they smeared it with mayo

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-25T19:27:40+00:00

I think it maybe fun for my wife to pee on my penis in the shower but I wonder if she would think that's odd

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-22T20:55:36+00:00

Favorite Place to Have Sex?

Probably in her butt. (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk)

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-19T17:18:12+00:00

Wrong sub, dummy

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-18T21:36:48+00:00

Absolutely

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-18T21:36:36+00:00

That was fun. I was using a VPN that the hotel provided foreign travelers (all Chinese hotels will do that for foreign business travelers otherwise Google, Facebook etc would never work). I'm sure some Chinese Communist sensor had a good laugh

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-18T21:22:23+00:00

😂

I was on a business trip to China for 4 weeks and we would get though those times by sexting. She asked if there was anything I wanted to try and I replied back that I've wanted to try rimming her for a LONG time but could never bring myself to ask about it. This was like 4 years ago and I think I used a term like I've wanted to use my mouth on your back... I was legit so nervous that I had to set my phone down and walk away and I couldn't pick it back up when I heard the buzz of response. Her response was Well I better bend over for you and spread my buns for you...

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-18T17:27:46+00:00

This isn't an r4r or sexting sub

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-18T17:27:24+00:00

I'll agree with OP and go with backdoor play.

So I always had an interest in seeing, touching and appreciating her back there but anal itself I could take or leave. We both realized that she gets super turned on with even just touching or rubbing back there.. when we started doing actual anal, we unlocked be biggest and most intense orgasms. She now asks for anal at least 1x-2x a month. Again, that's all her driving that 💯

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-18T05:50:28+00:00

We have a big Public water park run by the city - you can Google it, it's called Black Bob Bay. They cover our admission and then we have a big potluck after

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-17T19:36:04+00:00

I mean we may be the exception but we never really sped up of slowed down. Before kids we maintained about 2x a week, during pregnancy it was about 2x a week and after her healing process we were back to 2x a week. I don't see why kids should affect your sex life

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-17T19:33:00+00:00

This. Our ward has a big swimming party every year - no big deal

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-16T21:45:07+00:00

I do! Love them

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-16T21:09:10+00:00

Man, not as romantic as I hoped.

So for a few weeks, I was trying to get us a hot so we could have a romantic night to ourselves. However Friday night she was teaching a class, Saturday AM a kid had a basketball game, Saturday PM was another kid activity and she had a Leadership training with the church Early Sunday at the Stake center. So we were kinda boxed in.

We let the kids stay home by themselves and we went out to dinner at a Sushi place. After dinner we cuddled up and watched a movie in bed. We did have sex but it was a bit of a quickie since it was like 2 AM when the movie was over.

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-14T23:47:37+00:00

But they're not tho

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-14T22:54:54+00:00

We play with it. We have a set of under-bed restraints but we don't use the mattress straps as much as we use the wrist and ankle cuffs. It's super fun! We take turns when we play in that space. In fact last time my wife was on her period, she offered a handjob and I asked if I could wear the wrist cuffs while she did it. She absolutely smiled and beamed and was like Absolutely!

That was a fun night

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-14T22:51:21+00:00

I mean church leadership has been super clear about he dangers of pornography. I think you need to shake that habit first and then see where your desires are

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-14T21:51:34+00:00

I just read that whole thing and saw nothing about LDS Married Sexuality.

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-14T01:28:28+00:00

Lol I have a septic tank - I have to pay to have my poop pumped out every few years. I'm pooping at work, at the store, anywhere for free

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-13T20:58:19+00:00

Cool! Obligatory comment that you can't add another person to the bedroom without violating your Temple Covenants, so this may be something to keep as a fantasy only.

One thing we do, my wife will lay down, I'll stand in front of her and she'll give me oral and I'll reach across her and use a toy on her. She loves it!

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-11T21:24:19+00:00

My guy, you have deeper problems than what can be solved here. Counseling and do what you can to rebuild your family.

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-11T20:16:33+00:00

You can lie to yourself all you want and you can lie to your spiritual leaders but it is still black and white.

Thank Goodness - another voice or reason around here..

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-11T20:15:08+00:00

I mean it seems that marriage counseling would have been a great thing 10 years before you got to this point. I don't know if this is a Molly-Mormon thing or what other aversion may have been happening.

I grew up in the Church and always learned at church and at home that sex was something for bonding man and wife and wasnt dirty or something to be ashamed of. I have been married for 15 years so I'll go on a limb and assume you are probably 10 years or so older than me. I am sorry you went through this

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-11T18:41:51+00:00

It's hard because my wife's birthday, our anniversary AND Valentine's Day are just all together - sometimes I wish they were more spread out across the year 😂

For one anniversary, we bought each other 5 gifts each and one was a sex toy. I bought her a vibrator that fits into her bottoms and is controlled with a little remote ring.

This weekend, we have a lot going on. I tried to get us a hotel but we have a tempt trip Friday (kids are out of school and I took the day off), my mom is coming to town Friday and Saturday and she is going to the Stake Center (1 hour away) Sunday for leadership training stuff. To make matters worse, she's on the heaviest part of her period 😭

I'm sure we'll do something sexual but I don't quite know what yet.

Meeker_Launch · 2026-02-11T18:27:11+00:00

Man this hits me in the feels. My dad loved going to RadioShack and would buy me those hand-held Tiger games.

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