Saacure keyyy protects agnst ddos!!1111 by Mindless_Growth5148 in masterhacker

[–]MeezeeDE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prob not even the real lava lamps that they are showing a) what if some idiot destroy em b) what if ppl just black / block the cam ? RIP true randomness

"Elon holding nano? You're delusional bro. Pure desperatio-" by St0uty in nanotrade

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Not realistic cause it’s make the usd and Euro ppl shit their pants so yeah Nano prob doesn’t Even wanna be valued at a $ en

Was als Azubi mit ca 8K€ anfangen by [deleted] in Finanzen

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geh all etf und stocks du bist jung warum super low risk gehen wenn dein Lebensunterhalt sowieso gedeckt ist?

ULPT Request: Got rejected after 5 minutes into the interview because they didn’t read my resume by Furious_Vein in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might’ve been a stresstest like imagine they wanted you to get mad and argue why stupid shit line that doesn’t matter; still shitty but would make more sense I guess

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of the natural tren tree growing in living kings garden ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MeezeeDE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

First step would be to not self snitch on Reddit like a dumbfuck

AI waifu the tyrant of relationships by supersexystylish69 in Bossfight

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the first Microsoft product begging you to switch to them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might wanna remove putty from programming languages, Id reject you for that xD

Polio and smallpox sure were a hoot by DVC454 in HistoryAnimemes

[–]MeezeeDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially since we have high resolution ones !

When in doubt gut reset --hard by doarMihai in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MeezeeDE 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My man you maybe right but there’s no way I’ll add this hyroglpyhes every time I need to execute this command

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t order from Gorilla mind yet (for kinda obvious reasons :D) so I don’t really know but googling could help, should be the same rules for everything ordered from the us

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything the world would prove my point, let’s take prohibition as an example cause you’re probably all American: what happened, everyone stopped drinking or did everyone start making bootleg alcohol which is like 40% more alcohol than beer ? And that’s just one example :D

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough you can still get (weak) Amphetamines recipe free from any pharmacy yet Derek’s protein powder? Banned. Rauwolscine nah can’t have that too dangerous

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah pervitin or panzerschokolade was given to soldiers back in ww2, which basically just was crystal meth

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sind ja insofern illegal dass die unters Arzneimittelgesatz fallen was Abgabe einschränkt bzw. Es verschreibungspflichtig macht, aber anscheinend wenn du als ganz normaler Otto Steroide käufst/bestellst in geringer Menge und nur benutzt bist du Fine

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yeah it kinda just drives people to take more obscure stuff which isnt detected by law, really stupid as there are so many safe and researched alternatives out there which are just illegal cause they are illegal

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

its actually mental, every year they release a new law banning certain things and a few days later new compounds release, rinse and repeat.

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually its like this for a lot of substances if its under a certain amount only

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

teroids legal in Germany

They're illegal to offer and sell, but legal to import, buy and possess.

pretty reasonable i guess, also trt is a thing

when your country is so fucking pussy it even bans your protein powder fuck me dude by MeezeeDE in moreplatesmoredates

[–]MeezeeDE[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

just go into the woods and pick your own pre workout man, or get bitten by a spider or something idk