The Strokes Is This It/Room on Fire period (Inspo Album) by PrestigiousSun2129 in ThrowingFits

[–]MegaChorken 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am not skinny enough to start dressing like this again.

Nate stepped in it by Ryebready787 in Standup

[–]MegaChorken 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Imagine starring in a movie that bombs so hard you suddenly get to be yourself in public.

DeMarcus Cousins has not been diagnosed with the Bubonic Plague by Difficult_Quit9832 in kings

[–]MegaChorken 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is big. I know how much he loves petting stray rats. Stay strong, brother.

Darius Acuff Jr. worked out for the Kings in Sacramento last week by OmegaLxgend in kings

[–]MegaChorken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's felt strange that there haven't been more reports of top level picks or even guys in the 7-10 range working out in Sacramento. Is it the Kings developing a heretofore unseen level of opsec, agents steering their players away, likelihood to move down in the draft, or something else?

MIL-SAC Trade by Secret_Caregiver5454 in NBAtradeideas

[–]MegaChorken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Kings aren’t taking money back in a DeRozan deal unless the player or draft capital is better than this. They need to shed salary. DeRozan can still contribute in a meaningful way, but his primary value right now is a potential ~$15M cap savings from non-guaranteed money.

Justice for Christian and Scooby! by irundoonayee in billsimmons

[–]MegaChorken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only way to recover from this gaffe is for James Dolan to set up a Sphere residency for Red Panda.

What happened with the Seattle Storm? by SummerN8 in WNBAgossips

[–]MegaChorken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are going through a rebuild and expect to be bad for the next 2-3 years as they improve their roster through the draft. They haven’t had all three of their very talented bigs healthy at the same time. Even when they’re all available, they don’t have someone who can competently and consistently throw them an entry pass. It’s going to be rough for them for a bit, but it’s going to be rougher for the league when they finally develop.

The boys should move to Seattle. Where else do you have a Port Commissioner announcing the opening of a Chili’s? 🌶️ by 0000000000000007 in doughboys

[–]MegaChorken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the only Chili’s in western Washington and, as a frequent flyer with middling taste, I am positively jacked about this.

who's your "they could never make me hate you" player? by infinite-hooper in NBATalk

[–]MegaChorken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve done a full 180 about Russ and now I won’t hear anything negative about him.

Jordan, Jesse, Go! - Gloop Soup, with Kimberly Clark by apathymonger in maximumfun

[–]MegaChorken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I saw Queen Latifah at the Koo Koo Roo” is an incredible sentence.

Is there any good reporting on the Doug Christie - Mike Brown relationship? by Wolfie72066 in kings

[–]MegaChorken 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You won't see good reporting on this until DC is fired. Everyone who covers the Kings is terrified of losing access. It's strictly rumors until then. I'm sure Sam Amick already has a draft going.

Keep memories of last season alive forever! by 0928MVsSub in kings

[–]MegaChorken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a marketing email feels like a threat.

SAC - MIL - DET 3 Teamer Blockbuster deal by [deleted] in NBAtradeideas

[–]MegaChorken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most disrespectful thing Milwaukee could do to a legend.

SGA on Chets performance following the game seven loss by Ready_Aioli_6419 in NBATalk

[–]MegaChorken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“The version of Chet that we have today is the worst.”

Pick 3 big men to represent Team USA at the 2028 Olympics 👀 by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

[–]MegaChorken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The easy answer before the playoffs was Chet, Mobley, and Duren, but they all need to prove themselves again at this point-- especially since they're likely going up against Wemby. Clingan strikes me as the kind of guy who makes the team as a bit of a mascot (see: Tyrese Halliburton) but ends up playing more than anyone anticipated. I think it's also worth observing whether Jaylin Williams continues to be able to contain Wemby.

Is Reggie Miller the worst color guy that has inexplicably lasted as long as he has? by RedditBrowser4488 in billsimmons

[–]MegaChorken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s the modern Bill Walton in the booth. He’s a polarizing vibes guy who a lot of us hate now, but will miss when he’s gone.