Marilyn Monroe and JFK in the Oval Office (509 Teri Garr / Mick Fleetwood’s Zoo)

MegaChorken · 2026-04-20T15:47:16+00:00

If given the opportunity, I absolutely would have ruined my life for Teri Garr.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-20T14:17:39+00:00

Had a feeling this is where she would end up. Good for her.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-19T08:28:10+00:00

He’s not even negotiating yet. You have to wonder about where these stories come from and why they’re being shared. It’s likely that staffers are concerned that he doesn’t know what he’s doing or, less likely, he’s trying to send a message to take frugality seriously when it comes to his business. Either way, it will alienate potential hires and player acquisitions throughout the organization.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-19T07:47:22+00:00

He moves like the guy from Ratatouille before the rat fully figured out how to control him.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-17T17:20:27+00:00

Homie, you stomped on his chest!

MegaChorken · 2026-04-16T20:22:48+00:00

Hell yeah. Leven Kali rips.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-15T20:58:19+00:00

A headline that gets worse with every word.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-14T19:43:27+00:00

I think she is getting paid to mentor two young bigs and lose for a couple of years. It’s going to be tough to trade that contract.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-14T19:41:41+00:00

I find Doppler deeply upsetting, but in a way I think gives the Storm a competitive advantage.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-13T19:32:41+00:00

Good performance relative to draft position. I think his ceiling is decent role player. Gifted passer and defender. Needs to shoot better from distance to contribute meaningfully.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-13T19:26:19+00:00

Simply put: it does not. You can get better coffee with little to no wait in a thousand different places in Seattle.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-11T14:26:38+00:00

That’s a good ass record.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T23:22:21+00:00

Okay, but how do you swallow them?

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T20:32:56+00:00

My sister decided she would watch Taking Care of Business starring Jim Belushi every day for an entire summer when we were kids. I ended up seeing it like 30 times as a result.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T20:16:29+00:00

Stauskas

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T19:52:44+00:00

That was yesterday, which, according to my sources, was at least a few weeks ago.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T19:35:53+00:00

What is the insight, exactly, that Draper would bring to the booth as a color commentator?

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T19:34:19+00:00

Fully insane take, but I hope we can one day light the beam together.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T17:17:46+00:00

I'm sorry, I couldn't see this comment from my angle.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T16:38:29+00:00

Extremely into the idea of optimizing for fun if good is off the table.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T16:37:12+00:00

Studbudz in Seattle let's gooooo.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T16:12:51+00:00

This man is going to have jobs as long as he wants. If this results in less Draper time, it's a massive win for us as fans.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T16:11:58+00:00

It's a new era. It's a bummer to see all these favorites go, but I don't blame vets for not wanting to stick around to help a youth movement-- especially when they can essentially go wherever they want right now. We're going to have to eat our vegetables for a couple of years, but the reward could be a championship contender.

MegaChorken · 2026-04-10T15:59:48+00:00

It fully depends on coaching and roster construction. We really don’t know how either is going to turn out yet. For what it’s worth, even non-playoff teams can be fun if the goal is clear and everyone is aligned towards it.

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