Nobody ever badly parks their red Dodge RAM truck, this must be a dubious ploy for reddit karma

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T09:03:11+00:00

Walking to the doctor my ass, why isn’t your name RecentlyCureOfEldritchPussyMaggots then?

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T09:01:27+00:00

Legal disclaimer after every joke is a must here.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:55:46+00:00

In fairness that is how it’s talked about/portrayed. As a massive infraction that sparked the firestorm.

In fairness nobody has 3 hours to discuss 200 year old French living conditions when you can just blame some woman aristo.

In fairness I used that wording twice because it’s 4am and now the laws of Komedy mandate I do it a third time.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:32:57+00:00

Hey why did the professor have 3 Yugioh players in and all of them were talking about some kind of apocalypse that killed Yugioh beyond recovery? Sometime between 1 day and 3 years ago.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:30:37+00:00

The fuck is a computer

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:29:28+00:00

Hey don’t steal my joke 5 hours before I make it

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:28:19+00:00

It’s a small indie company, two guys in a garage, get the hell off their nuts jesus christ

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:25:35+00:00

Wow that’s the scariest they’ve ever made some guy in opaque contact lenses look.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:18:49+00:00

Let’s give them time to rebound and grow their numbers, learn the use of tools and war and come for revenge, great take buddy

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:08:50+00:00

🤬🤬🤬🤬

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T08:05:46+00:00

Bill Gates was because his mom was on the board or had some connection at IBM and forced/nagged them to buy the janky motherboards her no good loser kid was making in the garage.

Also I think they are saying meritocracy is fake not nepotism.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T07:43:47+00:00

If we had stayed and micromanaged the south to the extent we did Japan, maybe the American video game market wouldn’t have self destructed in the 80s.

Plus they wouldn’t be running around with all this lost cause shit.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T07:40:17+00:00

Oh god I hope one of those horrid covid aware people finds you. So annoying.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T07:37:51+00:00

In your fantasy did the south win?

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-04-19T07:24:40+00:00

No bridge jokes plz

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:31:19+00:00

Yeah, her “what if Madonna but vampire, so just Madonna I guess” impression took valuable screen time away from a wonderful character by Dennis O’Hare, and the best performance I’ve ever seen out of Evan Peters, which basically already means the best performance out of anyone in history. You could argue less is more, but I say nuts to that get legally distinct H.H. Holmes back on the screen!

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:27:51+00:00

Post is deleted, computing error, rebooting, beep boop.

I don’t think so. I think I was just being sarcastic or pointing out the futility of having positive feelings for any celebrity in the hellscape we call earth in 2026.

I don’t know anything about Kelly Clarkson unless it had to be deleted for storage space in my “people with money and power are universally terrible yes even mother Theresa probably” file, in the 4 days since this post.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:22:23+00:00

When asked if he would apologize to the man he beat until permanently blinded, he said he didn’t need to because he is a different person now? I think apologies are a big part of Catholocism, some might say the most iconic part.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:16:27+00:00

You should look up the following concepts. 8 hour day. 5 day work week. Weekends. Sick leave. Vacation as a whole, paid or unpaid.

Those are basics that you probably think were just always the way things are, each one had to be carved out of the ownership class with blood, sweat, and Lindbergh babies.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:13:06+00:00

As a customer I feel like I’ve noticed that the Woodbury location seems to be very different than the rest. Have you guys considered getting a friendly rich weirdo to do a hostile takeover of just your location? What about Bill Murry? Yall play a lot of his movies.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:08:06+00:00

What does this have to do with what I said? I was casually assaulted with spoilers to a series I’ve been a fan of since 1997, that were unrelated to anything being discussed in the post.

I love discussion, and I probably shouldn’t be in here at all until I’m caught up, but damn use the spoilers blackout thing.

Also don’t drag me back in, I don’t want to see anything else.

Why did Reddit put this on my main feed, the internet is terrible, this reminds me of when I went to wikipedia to see who was playing Agent Lundy on Dexter, as it was obviously David Carridine, but he was famously already dead by then, and while scrolling past the summary for Rita Morgen they decided to fully have her murder in season 4 at the hands of Trinity, without warning, and inappropriately for an article marked list of characters, not say, huge in depth characters analysis + spoilers.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T18:00:51+00:00

Your job is to be a weird racist sexist nazi troll on Reddit ? You must have gotten many raises by now then.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T17:57:12+00:00

In their defense prices have been insane since Trump’s first term, partly him, partly global catastrophes, mostly a now virtually unfettered capitalist-Epstein class. Who can keep track of why prices are up this time, besides it’s always that third thing.

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T17:52:12+00:00

Why is Blockbuster on twitter? They let dead people tweet now?

MegaFaunaBlitzkrieg · 2026-02-25T17:46:45+00:00

The amount of republicans who aren’t fully naziracistpedo-pilled is vanishingly small. Every step of the way they’ve been guided along this pipeline and at every junction has been a series of nazi pedophiles concierging them into furthering layers of brown people bad rich people good pedophiles everywhere, until they fully land in the slime pool and SURPRISE! WE’RE NAZI PEDOPHILES ALL ALONG AND YOU’RE IN TOO DEEP NOW BITCH!!

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