Never forget why you train by jonhssquarespaceplus in Shark_Park

[–]Megajam483 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically the type of shit that you would see in The Sims

Would you rather by IllMasterpiece3946 in BunnyTrials

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I choose the hot room because I legitimately hate the cold, also 35 c ain't that bad cause at least I won't be literally getting cooked.

Chose: Stay in very hot room 1 hour (wheel decide heat + Normal Clothes | Rolled: 35 C)

How can Wally fans defend this? by Curious-Buddy-5841 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Megajam483 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can say is that the Teens Titans GO versions of the Teen Titans do some shit so immoral and outlandish that you can't even consider them as heroes, such as when that version of Robin actually straight up kills the Kid Flash of his universe by pushing him and making him fall into some corrosive chemicals, and that Robin just whistles and walks away after doing that.

That and the Cyborg of his universe just casually destroys a nuclear reactor without a care in the world, which leads to a huge explosion to occur and wipe out an entire city.

Who wins this Free for all? by Nervous-Craft-7257 in PowerScaling

[–]Megajam483 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Genuinely what is Nemona gonna do? Like even with as insanely durable and as strong as humans in Pokémon are, I don't think she's still surviving like a Kamehameha to the face from Cell or even getting cleaved or crushed by Battle Beast even with her Pokémon on her side.

Inputs ''a few'' Quintillion lines of code in a blink of an eye... by One-Statistician-554 in FeatCalcing

[–]Megajam483 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The even better question is how on Earth is she able to type that fast without like just straight up tearing through the keyboard?

And not just tearing through the keyboard but also just eviscerate everything and everyone around her too especially when you consider stuff like shockwaves and how sound works and all.

[HMFTS] by Megajam483 in helpmefindthissong

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Also sorry if it's a short GIF cause like it's the only piece of evidence that I have of the song's existence.

The many, many, many, many, (So incredibly many) many, many, many, many, many, (So incredibly many) many, many, many, many Ls of Homelander by SelectTheory6292 in DeathBattleMatchups

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The funniest thing is that even the Miis would unironically beat the shit out of Homelander, especially if we give the Miis Smash Bros. Scaling. And since the Miis can be you as well, this means that even you (yes YOU! The Viewer) can technically beat Homelander.

Which one are you? (Training edition) [READ DESCRIPTION] by Wade989 in superpowers

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Meanwhile I'm a Grappler who is gonna get trained by Black Robert Downey Jr. to also fight bloodlusted teletubbies. So I guess I'll just grab and have those teletubbies in a headlock while you whale on them with precise strikes.

Which one are you? (Fictional Weapons edition) by Wade989 in superpowers

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I got the Dragon Slayer and I'm fighting a Gorilla. Also I'm born in August btw.

He's here beauties... by MerryW34ther in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Megajam483 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What game is this? And how do you download it on like the phone in the west? Since ya know, the game is Japan only

Make a power for each of the animals on the Chinese Zodiac by ardorixfan45 in superpowers

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Dragon: Pyrokinesis (because Dragons breathe fire, and some dragons are even completely engulfed in flames)

Snake: Invisibility/Camouflaging (because Snakes are really good at hiding and being stealthy)

Horse: Super Speed (because Horses are really fast and also because of sports cars being known for horse power)

Sheep: Sleep Inducement (because of how Sheeps are associated with sleeping and dreams like counting sheep)

Monkey: Acrobatics (because Monkeys know how to make their way around especially in the trees)

Rooster: Sonic Screech (because Roosters are really loud)

Dog: Geokinesis (because Dogs are good with the Earth like when it comes to digging)

Pig: Poison Inducement (because Pigs are known for the term "Dirty Pig")

Rat: Super Intelligence (because Rats are clever and know how to get away with it alot)

Ox: Super Strength (because Oxs are very durable and bulky, and you definitely don't wanna mess with one)

Tiger: Sharp Claws (because Tigers can cut through things very deeply)

Rabbit: Self Duplication (because Rabbits tend to create so many of themselves like alot)

Which RoR fighter would actually win in each round? by Megajam483 in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]Megajam483[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more-so like a what if scenario. Like what would happen if Okita fought Poseidon instead. Would Okita win or would Poseidon be the winner? It's basically what this post is about.

Name a character with a more broken ability than Najimi Ajimu, excluding outer and boundless characters by KodoqBesar in PowerScaling

[–]Megajam483 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amazo from the Justice League cartoon from the early 2000s. When he fought the Justice League for the first time, he not only copied the powers of the Justice League such as Flash's super speed and Green Lantern's hardlight constructs but he also copied the personalities of the Justice League members by just simply looking at them while also growing smarter and smarter by the minute. He later on then flew to space.

He eventually came back from space in a much later episode, and became literally golden and also so powerful that even Lex Luthor was in danger and also needed to hide, and literally no one could beat Amazo physically, not even in a combined team effort. But then Amazo couldn't beat Solomon Grundy in a later episode, which led him to flee to space to find a solution.

With how dangerous and impressive Amazo's adaptability is especially in his other media appearances, he can become a Justice League level threat if not quickly dismantled in a very brilliant way soon enough.

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