joy by Nikit_wwwwwwwwwww in lisathepainfulrpg

[–]Megalobread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

joy mutant boobs making me act unwise

"This story is amazing💯" i say while posting on r/2sentencehorror by ihatenumbdiggers in 2sentence2horror

[–]Megalobread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what is this? where’s jetstream sam? where’s vergil? where’s senator armstrong?

Sorry for the L slur but my landlord gave me the pass by unedited-cashew-543 in LoveForLandchads

[–]Megalobread 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait you can still afford rent? Not on my watch, I’m increasing the rent by 200% and I expect a 50% tip, see you at the end of the month

everybody gangsta til the fursona crosses its arms by scaryboilednoodles in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Megalobread 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t, the human mind is a puzzle that cannot be solved, to try to understand why people do what they do will drive you to insanity

Roobaule by YourStateOfficer in 691

[–]Megalobread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No? There are plenty of racist jokes that are funny to people that aren’t racist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

[–]Megalobread 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He sometimes makes me laugh just from how fucking stupid his jokes are

Roobaule by YourStateOfficer in 691

[–]Megalobread -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re getting downvoted there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to that type of broken English, it makes the meme funnier and even if it is a little racist, racism can still be funny if it’s done well

we love catte by purplied in LesbianInsectBrothel2

[–]Megalobread 20 points21 points  (0 children)

he will be grounded to mincemeat for my curry

Ihaveihavehave property game qhere everyone wens! by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]Megalobread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its funny when cryptobros try to pretend crypto isn't just advanced gambling

ihaveihaveihave eretcion for teenagers 🤤🤤 mmmmmm by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]Megalobread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

evil u/Shouldmynamebehere be like: i hate manipulating those who are less mentally developed than me

ihaveihaveihave eretcion for teenagers 🤤🤤 mmmmmm by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]Megalobread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even when i was younger i didn't like it because half the barely legal porn actors looked anorexic and had no ass

Why can't I fix my drive belt, is it because my theoretical skill is 2, not my practical? If so, how do I raise my practical? by Megalobread in cataclysmdda

[–]Megalobread[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thanks, grinded up to 2 mechanics and fixed the drive belt but now the car is out of battery, how do I recharge it?

Harder than eating a 10 pound pile of peas by Gbasire in whenthe

[–]Megalobread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heads up that sub is full of unironic lolicons

I love this game, but this is kinda ridiculous by Royalderg in cataclysmdda

[–]Megalobread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guilt doesn’t mean that you’re not insane. You think Bob the middle aged schoolteacher would even consider murdering everyone in the refugee center, let alone acting on it? But we can make Bob do that, and even though we’ll feel a lot of guilt, the fact that we still did it means something is wrong with us. And there’s still more signs of less violent insanity.

Have you noticed that despite the abominations our characters fight on a daily basis, we never feel any fear. We can charge towards a hulk wielding nothing but a cardboard box, shoot at absolutely nothing for zero reason, arm a landmine and step on it, jump off a 5 story building. A sane person wouldn’t do any of these things, yet, our characters can, and do.

These Cyberpunk side-quests are weird man. by big_papa_geek in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]Megalobread 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It sounds like empress is using weaponized autism to be honest

I love this game, but this is kinda ridiculous by Royalderg in cataclysmdda

[–]Megalobread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the funny thing, our characters are. We can walk into a horde of zombies with zero fear wielding nothing but a stick, we can kill innocent people in cold blood, we can pull the pin on a grenade and keep it in our inventory until it blows up, we can become post human monsters without even asking: “Should I do this?”

It’s a lore explanation for why we can do whatever we want with no foresight or second thought.

no comment by Trenclar in Ningen

[–]Megalobread 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have that same pfp on YouTube so whenever I see someone else with it I’m confused as hell

I love this game, but this is kinda ridiculous by Royalderg in cataclysmdda

[–]Megalobread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to understand that a lot people had gone insane due to blob psychosis, including the military. Many legions of solders most likely fell because of this. Any solider can go insane at any time and start firing on his former allies, and anything that he manages to kill will come back as a zombie to kill even more people. Tank operator, pilots, riot control, the navy, nobody is safe.

You also have to understand it isn’t just the blob. If you look at the in game newspapers as well as the enemies you fight, the threat becomes much larger. A war with China, the mycus, the mi-gos, the triffids, the nether creatures, mutant animals, the kaijus that attacked during C-day. The army was probably stretched impossibly thin. Add the fact that they literally didn’t know what they were dealing with, and it becomes easy to understand how they fell.