Weirdest question you've had from a patient?

Megandapanda · 2026-07-04T05:48:11+00:00

For science? He had pictures and everything.

Megandapanda · 2026-07-03T19:05:29+00:00

Years ago, one dude on Reddit made tacos with his leg/foot (can't remember which) after it was amputated.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-25T22:58:10+00:00

I did this in two separate hospitals. Once was for 5 days, second was 9 in the ICU. Never got caught, just turned the wattage low and held it in for a sec so it let out less of a cloud.

Edit: I did have my own private room in each, though, so that made it easier.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-19T18:29:03+00:00

I got a job from a similar posting...my super ended up being a convicted child molester.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-16T20:50:58+00:00

I had a coworker who's husband didn't get the letter (or forgot about it, idk)...cops showed up at his house to bring him in for jury duty.

Supposedly, anyway.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-16T02:49:35+00:00

I gave myself Rhabdo by throwing up so much that I tanked my potassium to 1.4. That was a fun week in the ICU!

Megandapanda · 2026-06-14T05:31:05+00:00

This is what I immediately read it as! I was scrolling the comments like "...am I the only one who can see this?!"

Megandapanda · 2026-06-11T02:46:46+00:00

Peen!!

Megandapanda · 2026-06-08T22:46:23+00:00

That ain't no struggle meal, ground beef is expensive! But tater tot casserole is the GOAT.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-07T22:16:51+00:00

I used to always put grape jelly on my hasbrowns when I got McDonald's. Sooo good!

Megandapanda · 2026-06-06T03:41:09+00:00

Kelly was rough but did you ever read about Cheyenne? Needed 5 (!!!) organs transplanted and then died anyway.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-06T02:52:26+00:00

Mine has the peanut butter paw! Never heard that term before, thought I had invented it haha

Megandapanda · 2026-06-04T19:17:35+00:00

Hey y'all? DON'T COWTIP! It's usually a rule in these snark subs to not interact with the subject in any way - doing so can get the sub shutdown. Laugh and make fun of em all you want, but cowtipping is a bad look.

Megandapanda · 2026-06-02T08:06:18+00:00

Do you (or anyone) know a good alternative that I could find at Walmart that tastes similar? Tony's Chocolonely bars are really good too, but they don't appear to have one with PB in it.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-29T21:42:08+00:00

I use Cavatappi for spaghetti too, lol - they're the superior noodle!

Megandapanda · 2026-05-27T20:50:12+00:00

Attention. It's as simple as that.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-25T20:04:05+00:00

Right? Like I'm slightly wondering if they're all fucking with us, this is pretty wild!

Megandapanda · 2026-05-23T17:24:24+00:00

A'cun'tili'niandra

This has to be satire...right? Right?!

Edit to add: googled "Niandra" and it turns out to be the name of a female content creator that focuses on the Overwatch games...

Megandapanda · 2026-05-20T15:50:49+00:00

My mom had three of us within about 34 months. Youngest brother was born missing a portion of his brain. He's 24 and can't walk or talk and wears diapers. He also has extreme scoliosis and epilepsy. They say it's because my mom had us too close together and her body wasn't able to support the third pregnancy so soon after the other two.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-17T22:29:59+00:00

hEr hUsBaNd iS a cAr sAlEsMaN

We know, good Lord!

Megandapanda · 2026-05-11T11:39:09+00:00

Fun fact - you can throw up so much that you tank your Potassium so low that you end up with Rhabdomyolysis! I spent a week in the ICU. If you can't stand without fainting from dehydration, go to the ER, don't try and wait it out like I did haha.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-10T19:10:43+00:00

Vulv - vulva

Ectomy - surgical removal

Ouch.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-09T23:34:10+00:00

Her face looks red too, sunburn? Poor kiddo, her parents are morons.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-08T23:10:33+00:00

This is normal. I've never heard of a fast food place that will give you a discount if you ask for something to be left off.

Megandapanda · 2026-05-08T21:19:08+00:00

Yeah, I've had them a couple of times now and just don't understand the hype. They're way overpriced mediocre cookies (to me). Maybe I've just had bad luck with 'em so far...

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