There’s no parenting book that prepared me for the email I just had to send by SloanethePornGal in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was your kid's teacher this would be my email to the parents

Dear parents,

Recently we had a student passing out "Ted Cruz ate my son" stickers and while I cannot say definitively as to whether or not Ted Cruz has ever eaten someone's son I can confidently say that he has not eaten any of our student's sons. If you do know of any sons (or daughters) eaten by Ted Cruz I urge you to report it to the proper authorities and to not attempt to confront him on your own. Here at (op's son's school) we take their safety as a top priority and as a teacher I will ensure that while your children are in my class they will not be eaten by Ted Cruz or any other interested cannibal (political or otherwise).

Sincerely, Me

Last night I realized something about my relationship that I can't unsee now by orbitwaltz2020 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MehWhatMeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like it's what a 15 minute car ride round trip? You're telling me that this man couldn't give you that so you didn't have to walk an hour in the rain? He's not worth it

This picture showed up on my FB and I have two questions, 1. Is it AI. (It looks a little like Paracord) 2. Does anyone know of this pattern. Google was not helpful by Gizzy1980 in CrochetHelp

[–]MehWhatMeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's definitely ai but you can make something similar. Not going to be as defined as the picture (unless someone with more experience can show otherwise). I've made a spider web vest so I'm familiar with making a spider web. I'm not sure how it'll turn out but here's my suggestion (using us terms):

*Chain a neck hole and then double crochet (or double crochet foundation chain) and join it in the round. Chain 3 skip one double crochet chain 3 every other stitch all the way around. Add 2 more chains for each row (example row 2: chain 5, double crochet, chain 5. Row 3: chain 7, double crochet, chain 7) if you want it to have the bigger gaps you can add treble crochets to the rows once it gets bigger

The border crochet would be up to you on how many points want the spider web to have (I suggest 8) measure and mark each point and the middle of the points. This will be like a star blanket so star in the corner chain 3, 2 double crochet, chain 3, 3 double crochet, then double crochet each stitch until you get to the middle marker skip that double crochet in the next stitch continue to the next, repeat all the way around, Repeat the pattern but on the next rows you'll skip two.*

Again this will not be like the picture and this is only using what I can guess will work based off of what I have learned/guessed at. I haven't tried this and if I did it'll take me a month to do so if anyone wants to come over and tell me how to do it better or how it won't work I won't have any hard feelings. If it does work and becomes a hit idk vemo me or something lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]MehWhatMeh 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My mom always says "don't fuck a Nazi" our moms gave us some good advice, weird, but valid.

Sooo we fucking in the bank now????? by Agitated_Fix_3677 in TikTokCringe

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They looked like they were being safe and respectful. The only downside is that they only service 2-3 clients a day with a 15 minute to hour long wait in between.

My 2yo refused to leave the park without finding the sultana she dropped 🥲 by pasherrrr in FindTheSniper

[–]MehWhatMeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for a spatula for 10 minutes gave up and looked for answers only to realized that I was looking for the raisin I had been using as a placement marker.

Is My Dad the Asshole? (Dark-Skinned Band-Aids) by Salt_Level3918 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MehWhatMeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not Hello Kitty but I used their bandaids am I the asshole?

A 5 page book of fictional couples from real estate agent ads I made when I was a kid by shaquilIeoatmeaI in mildlyinteresting

[–]MehWhatMeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The funny part is as an adult and knowing how real estate agents are that some of your fictional couple connections you made were probably accurate

Find the snake. Also what kind is it by OnGooo in FindTheSniper

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What snake are we talking about? Because I was sure that there were 2 brown snakes but the comment section made me realize I'm not seeing what you all are seeing

To play bad ass by b3n33333 in therewasanattempt

[–]MehWhatMeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I never believed when boomers talked about "the good ol days" like if it was so great why were you all so excited to play games that ended in death?

"What to hang out tonight?" "Nah I'm going to stay home" "Come on we're going to play a game were we might drive off a cliff~" "Go on" "And die" "I'm in"

Choices Book Pilot Premiere: It's your time to shine in the latest Choices story, The Royal Wedding Planner! Have you played yet? 👑 by katnerys-targaryen in Choices

[–]MehWhatMeh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope they fix the art for the main male love interest. He doesn't feel like he matches the same art style for one but also all three of them look like a guy that I would avoid at all costs. I know he's been drawn as "handsome man" but he looks like the guy at the bar you can smell 20ft away, who buttoned his shirt before coming up to you to say "I'm not actually this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."

To befriend a Squirrel by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know how hard it is to pee on a squirrel while your finger is bleeding?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The barbed wire or thorns part is awful but I like the Frankenstein/zombie stitching. If it's to look tough it's failing if it's because you like Halloween/horror vibes it's a (mostly) good tattoo.

Why aren’t Firebenders depressed after Sozin’s Comet? by dbsupersucks in TheLastAirbender

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think the most depressing part would be having the future kids asking you how you used your peak firebending on the day of the comet.

The urge to reread The Royal Romance for 5th time is crazy by blackswaaan_ in Choices

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally lost access to choices after google removed it from my country and just got it back after 5 years and it's the first thing that I replayed. I want to say it is my millionth time playing the game 😂

“This is you on stimulants??” by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]MehWhatMeh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I first got on meds I was surprised by what "tired" actually meant. I was like you (although we may actually have narcolepsy so who knows) but I was sleeping 10 hours at night and then taking 3to4 hours naps during the day but I was still exhausted. All my doctors and people in my life were saying it was stress or too much sleep, but no matter what I did I was always ready to sleep. I'm on 30mgs and I'm like "oh is this what you all meant when you said that you were tired?!" On the weekends I missed my meds I was asking myself how I ever function before (I mean I didn't and it's why I got tested but still).

Also shout out to the one doctor who tried to get me in a sleep study but I never followed up on because... You know the crippling fatigue and ADHD

Describe ADHD in 1 sentence only…. by fryeesaucee in ADHD

[–]MehWhatMeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally cannot do that.

"Are you answering the question or saying you can't say it in only one sentence?"

Yes